Lyrics My Hair Goes... - Rhett and Link

My Hair Goes...

My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
My hair flows like a waterfall
Over a cliff that is my face
My hair goes heaven-bound
Dirty blonde rockets into space
Mmm, my hair conceals my elf ears
They are a little bit embarrassing
Well, with hair this high, I’m six foot nine
Making me a giant, technically speaking
Well, I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze
To locomote a toy sailboat
I would need no broom to sweep this room
If someone spilled Honey Bunches of Oats
‘Cause my hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes down
My hair goes up
My hair goes
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
My hair pwns gravity
It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself
My hair looks rustic
Like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt
Mmm, a mama bird laid some eggs up there
I didn’t mind that much
She raised them in my quaff ‘till them birdies flew off
And we still keep in touch
I bet you didn’t see my switch blade
Or my iPad, or my chai tea
And with a little more growth, you won’t even know
I’ve got a full-sized baby
(Full-sized baby)
Yeah, I’m gonna name him Ricky
After your dad
Nope
I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky
I would call him Richard, but I’m probably being picky
And why’re you hiding a kid anyway
Well, it’s actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about
Your hair goes up
Your hair goes down
Your hair goes up
Your hair goes
We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message
There are many weighty decisions you must make in life
Like who you’re gonna marry
What you’re gonna do for a living
Boxers or briefs
Or commando
And listen, you’re gonna make mistakes
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water
You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant
That’s okay, you’ll recover
But just make sure you get this
One, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice right
Can I have my baby back now?
Yeah
Does your hair go up
Or does it go
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)
Down (Up)