Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song My Hair Goes... , by - Rhett and Link. Release date: 11.03.2012
Song language: English
My Hair Goes... |
| My hair goes up |
| My hair goes down |
| My hair goes up |
| My hair goes |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| My hair flows like a waterfall |
| Over a cliff that is my face |
| My hair goes heaven-bound |
| Dirty blonde rockets into space |
| Mmm, my hair conceals my elf ears |
| They are a little bit embarrassing |
| Well, with hair this high, I’m six foot nine |
| Making me a giant, technically speaking |
| Well, I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze |
| To locomote a toy sailboat |
| I would need no broom to sweep this room |
| If someone spilled Honey Bunches of Oats |
| ‘Cause my hair goes up |
| My hair goes down |
| My hair goes up |
| My hair goes down |
| My hair goes up |
| My hair goes |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| My hair pwns gravity |
| It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself |
| My hair looks rustic |
| Like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt |
| Mmm, a mama bird laid some eggs up there |
| I didn’t mind that much |
| She raised them in my quaff ‘till them birdies flew off |
| And we still keep in touch |
| I bet you didn’t see my switch blade |
| Or my iPad, or my chai tea |
| And with a little more growth, you won’t even know |
| I’ve got a full-sized baby |
| (Full-sized baby) |
| Yeah, I’m gonna name him Ricky |
| After your dad |
| Nope |
| I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky |
| I would call him Richard, but I’m probably being picky |
| And why’re you hiding a kid anyway |
| Well, it’s actually just a robotic baby |
| What were we talking about |
| Your hair goes up |
| Your hair goes down |
| Your hair goes up |
| Your hair goes |
| We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message |
| There are many weighty decisions you must make in life |
| Like who you’re gonna marry |
| What you’re gonna do for a living |
| Boxers or briefs |
| Or commando |
| And listen, you’re gonna make mistakes |
| You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water |
| You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it |
| You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant |
| That’s okay, you’ll recover |
| But just make sure you get this |
| One, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice right |
| Can I have my baby back now? |
| Yeah |
| Does your hair go up |
| Or does it go |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |
| Down (Up) |