Lyrics My Favorite Pillow - Rhett and Link

My Favorite Pillow

Do… do you remember back
In middle school
When my trunks fell down
At the pool
Everyone laughed
Except for you
You just let me hold you
In my bedroom
Our freshman year
When Julie Midnight
Dump me because of
My overbite
I cried all night
All over you
You didn’t seem to mind
My tears or my drool
I could always hold you tight
So soft so cool on your other side
In my eyes you been nothing but classy
But everybody saying you are nasty
Ffull of fungus it can’t be true
Lating with bacteria, no, not you
But the thing that
Did it did me end
I learned your full of
Dustmite excrement
And those dead skin cells
Might be mine
But knowing what’s in you
I can’t sleep at night
We’ve been through all thick and thin
Is hard to think this is the end
Is not me, is definitively you
You are a body fluid spone and we are through…