Lyrics Lonely Sad Little Water Dispensing Tab - Rhett and Link

Lonely Sad Little Water Dispensing Tab

I’m always here for you
In the middle of this mess
I’m always here to quench your thirst
It’s not my fault
That when I’m pressed,
A little juice comes out first
It’s just so embarrassing
You standing right there
Staring right through me
All I want is for you to use me
I may be free, but I’m not cheap
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
Nobody notices me
No colorful logo
No fizzy flow
In the soft drink machine
Got it pretty bad
I’m a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
I’m a little guy
With insecurity
I ain’t got what them other guys give
But what I lack in pizazz
I make up in purity
Just touch me and we’ll live
We’ll live
It’s just so embarrassing
I see your Minute Maid looking down on me
Carbonation’s overrated
And baby, I’m giving you no calories
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
Not very promamant
Who knew I’d falter
When bottled water
Became so dominant
Got it pretty bad
I’m a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
Got it pretty bad
I’m a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
Got it pretty bad
I’m a lonely sad
Little water dispensing tab
Got it pretty bad…