Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Lost Teeth Song, artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre Date of issue: 17.05.2015
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
The Lost Teeth Song |
| I was makin' my rounds at Splashytown |
| Y’know, the indoor waterpark |
| Shuttin' down the endless waves |
| Dead of night pitch dark |
| Just to clarify, I’m a security guard, not a lifeguard who stayed too late |
| My weapon is a pool noodle |
| A glint of light pierced the night |
| I saw some popcorn bro |
| Scooped it up and tossed it back |
| It was teeth, I don’t know |
| It was teeth, I don’t know |
| It was teeth I don’t knooooooow (Just to clarify, I did know they were teeth, |
| I just didn’t know who’s teeth they were) |
| Who left these teeth? |
| Who needs them now? |
| Who’s sitting on the couch |
| Gumming on some crunchy chow |
| Ooh! |
| Me, I’m eating peanut brittle, and I’m fed up |
| You see, I lost my teeth earlier today in a fight at a water park |
| Called Splashytown |
| I’m gonna break into Splashytown tonight, right now |
| I’m reaching the slide that runs outside |
| I’m gumming an entrance hole |
| Reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked |
| To get the teeth that I know |
| Teeth that he knows |
| Teeth that he knows! |
| What was that? |
| Felt like a pool noodle! |
| It was a pool noodle |
| I’m the security guard, and that’s my weapon |
| Well I was just lookin' for my teeth, man |
| You’re looking for teeth? |
| Yeah, I lost 'em here in a battle with a man earlier today in this vicinity |
| That’s an amazing coincidence, I recently found some teeth that I did not know |
| Lemme see 'em |
| Oh, yep, they’re mine |
| He left these teeth |
| He’s got them now |
| No one’s sitting on the couch |
| Gumming on some crunchy chow |
| Ooh! |
| By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide? |
| Yeah, I gummed my way in |
| I’ll also be leaving that way, you might wanna patch that up |