Lyrics The Lost Teeth Song - Rhett and Link, Josh Sundquist

The Lost Teeth Song - Rhett and Link, Josh Sundquist
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Lost Teeth Song, artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Song Biscuits, Vol. 1, in the genre
Date of issue: 17.05.2015
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English

The Lost Teeth Song

I was makin' my rounds at Splashytown
Y’know, the indoor waterpark
Shuttin' down the endless waves
Dead of night pitch dark
Just to clarify, I’m a security guard, not a lifeguard who stayed too late
My weapon is a pool noodle
A glint of light pierced the night
I saw some popcorn bro
Scooped it up and tossed it back
It was teeth, I don’t know
It was teeth, I don’t know
It was teeth I don’t knooooooow (Just to clarify, I did know they were teeth,
I just didn’t know who’s teeth they were)
Who left these teeth?
Who needs them now?
Who’s sitting on the couch
Gumming on some crunchy chow
Ooh!
Me, I’m eating peanut brittle, and I’m fed up
You see, I lost my teeth earlier today in a fight at a water park
Called Splashytown
I’m gonna break into Splashytown tonight, right now
I’m reaching the slide that runs outside
I’m gumming an entrance hole
Reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked
To get the teeth that I know
Teeth that he knows
Teeth that he knows!
What was that?
Felt like a pool noodle!
It was a pool noodle
I’m the security guard, and that’s my weapon
Well I was just lookin' for my teeth, man
You’re looking for teeth?
Yeah, I lost 'em here in a battle with a man earlier today in this vicinity
That’s an amazing coincidence, I recently found some teeth that I did not know
Lemme see 'em
Oh, yep, they’re mine
He left these teeth
He’s got them now
No one’s sitting on the couch
Gumming on some crunchy chow
Ooh!
By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide?
Yeah, I gummed my way in
I’ll also be leaving that way, you might wanna patch that up

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Artist lyrics: Rhett and Link