| I can’t believe we’ve lived to be this old
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| And somehow we have never seen this hole
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| A little dent with a little bit of lint inside it Underneath this cotton tee, you’ve been hiding
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| It’s time that we unwrap this gift
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| Let’s bring back the male midriff
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| It’s my belly button
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| My belly, belly button
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| I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
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| 'Cause my belly, belly button’s
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| Really, really something
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| Something I wanna show to you
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| You should call me a seal 'cause I’m going full naval
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| I bedazzled it, I made a nugget dip, taste it Hold up, fill the hole up with molten gold
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| Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet
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| Potting soil, random seeds.
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| Douglas Fir. |
| sapling Maple Tree.
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| These are gonna get massive
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| And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases
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| The fact is, we’re helping the planet’s health
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| Wait, we carbon offset ourselves
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| So we can cruise around in a big SUV
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| And these tree’s allow us to ride separately
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| Let’s continue this conversation
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| On our inefficient gas-powered phones
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| It’s my belly button
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| My belly, belly button
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| I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
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| 'Cause my belly, belly button’s
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| Really, really something
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| Something I wanna show to you
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| It’s my belly button
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| My belly, belly button
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| I won’t pretend like it’s nothing
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| 'Cause my belly, belly button’s
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| Really, really something
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| Something I wanna show to you |