
Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
I Wanna Be Your Maine Man |
I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers |
It’s bright, but very lonely inside |
After four straight days awake I begin to hallucinate |
I see you feeding me blueberry pie |
I’m a lumberjack, but you already knew that |
From when you first saw my chiseled physique |
Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye |
I got a soft spot for baby trees |
I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt |
I can tame any creature of the sea |
You make my temperature rise, and it’s no surprise |
I’m gonna steam it with my body heat |
You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine |
Is moose on the highway |
But when riding with me, you can be worry free |
I bathe in bear pee and it keeps 'em at bay |
It keeps 'em at bay, baby |
Yeah, but you smell like bear pee |
I wanna be your Maine man |
Let me be your Maine man |
Don’t let him be your Maine man |
I’m gonna be her Maine man |
Girl, I can build you a cabin in a month |
I can do it all by myself |
But the truth is it’ll take at least six months |
And he’ll make you and his cousin Glenn help |
But I’ll take you on a romantic cruise, ah |
In my arctic exploration schooner |
That’s just what he wrote on the side of his paddleboat |
Don’t go anywhere alone with this loser |
Baby, don’t listen to him |
He didn’t move to Maine until he was 10 |
But I know so much about Maine |
I got Maine facts all up in my brain |
Well, what’s the state fish? |
The landlocked salmon |
The state bird? |
Black-capped chickadee |
The state fossil? |
Pertica quadrifaria |
The state insect? |
European honey bee |
The state gemstone? |
Tourmaline |
State herb? |
Winter green |
And the state cat is the Maine coon |
The state animal is moose |
The state mammal is moose |
And the state girl of Maine is you |
I wanna be your Maine man |
Let me your Maine man |
I’m gonna be your Maine man |
No, I wanna be your Maine man |
I’ve been living in Maine |
I’ve been working in Maine |
I got some cousins in Maine |
I’ve been buying groceries in Maine |
Been paying my taxes in Maine |
I’ve been supporting the economy of Maine |
And I’d like to get the child tax credit in Maine |
But I’m gon' need some help with that, girl |
I wanna be your Maine man |
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