Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Wanna Be Your Maine Man, artist - Rhett and Link. Album song Up to This Point, in the genre Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
I Wanna Be Your Maine Man |
| I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers |
| It’s bright, but very lonely inside |
| After four straight days awake I begin to hallucinate |
| I see you feeding me blueberry pie |
| I’m a lumberjack, but you already knew that |
| From when you first saw my chiseled physique |
| Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye |
| I got a soft spot for baby trees |
| I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt |
| I can tame any creature of the sea |
| You make my temperature rise, and it’s no surprise |
| I’m gonna steam it with my body heat |
| You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine |
| Is moose on the highway |
| But when riding with me, you can be worry free |
| I bathe in bear pee and it keeps 'em at bay |
| It keeps 'em at bay, baby |
| Yeah, but you smell like bear pee |
| I wanna be your Maine man |
| Let me be your Maine man |
| Don’t let him be your Maine man |
| I’m gonna be her Maine man |
| Girl, I can build you a cabin in a month |
| I can do it all by myself |
| But the truth is it’ll take at least six months |
| And he’ll make you and his cousin Glenn help |
| But I’ll take you on a romantic cruise, ah |
| In my arctic exploration schooner |
| That’s just what he wrote on the side of his paddleboat |
| Don’t go anywhere alone with this loser |
| Baby, don’t listen to him |
| He didn’t move to Maine until he was 10 |
| But I know so much about Maine |
| I got Maine facts all up in my brain |
| Well, what’s the state fish? |
| The landlocked salmon |
| The state bird? |
| Black-capped chickadee |
| The state fossil? |
| Pertica quadrifaria |
| The state insect? |
| European honey bee |
| The state gemstone? |
| Tourmaline |
| State herb? |
| Winter green |
| And the state cat is the Maine coon |
| The state animal is moose |
| The state mammal is moose |
| And the state girl of Maine is you |
| I wanna be your Maine man |
| Let me your Maine man |
| I’m gonna be your Maine man |
| No, I wanna be your Maine man |
| I’ve been living in Maine |
| I’ve been working in Maine |
| I got some cousins in Maine |
| I’ve been buying groceries in Maine |
| Been paying my taxes in Maine |
| I’ve been supporting the economy of Maine |
| And I’d like to get the child tax credit in Maine |
| But I’m gon' need some help with that, girl |
| I wanna be your Maine man |