| I come from a long line of lighthouse keepers
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| It’s bright, but very lonely inside
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| After four straight days awake I begin to hallucinate
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| I see you feeding me blueberry pie
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| I’m a lumberjack, but you already knew that
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| From when you first saw my chiseled physique
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| Though I can fell a tall pine without batting an eye
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| I got a soft spot for baby trees
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| I keep a live lobster inside of my shirt
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| I can tame any creature of the sea
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| You make my temperature rise, and it’s no surprise
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| I’m gonna steam it with my body heat
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| You may have heard that the leading cause of death in Maine
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| Is moose on the highway
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| But when riding with me, you can be worry free
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| I bathe in bear pee and it keeps 'em at bay
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| It keeps 'em at bay, baby
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| Yeah, but you smell like bear pee
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| I wanna be your Maine man
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| Let me be your Maine man
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| Don’t let him be your Maine man
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| I’m gonna be her Maine man
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| Girl, I can build you a cabin in a month
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| I can do it all by myself
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| But the truth is it’ll take at least six months
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| And he’ll make you and his cousin Glenn help
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| But I’ll take you on a romantic cruise, ah
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| In my arctic exploration schooner
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| That’s just what he wrote on the side of his paddleboat
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| Don’t go anywhere alone with this loser
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| Baby, don’t listen to him
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| He didn’t move to Maine until he was 10
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| But I know so much about Maine
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| I got Maine facts all up in my brain
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| Well, what’s the state fish? |
| The landlocked salmon
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| The state bird? |
| Black-capped chickadee
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| The state fossil? |
| Pertica quadrifaria
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| The state insect? |
| European honey bee
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| The state gemstone? |
| Tourmaline
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| State herb? |
| Winter green
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| And the state cat is the Maine coon
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| The state animal is moose
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| The state mammal is moose
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| And the state girl of Maine is you
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| I wanna be your Maine man
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| Let me your Maine man
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| I’m gonna be your Maine man
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| No, I wanna be your Maine man
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| I’ve been living in Maine
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| I’ve been working in Maine
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| I got some cousins in Maine
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| I’ve been buying groceries in Maine
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| Been paying my taxes in Maine
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| I’ve been supporting the economy of Maine
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| And I’d like to get the child tax credit in Maine
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| But I’m gon' need some help with that, girl
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| I wanna be your Maine man |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Wanna Be Your Maine Man , by - Rhett and Link. Song from the album Up to This Point, in the genre