Lyrics Food Cart Song - Rhett and Link

Food Cart Song

This is Jack, he runs a pretzel cart, but he also takes a night class in
abstract art
Amyn just wants you to buy falafel balls, but he also eBay’s Cabbage Patch dolls
Andrea, she serves a mean jerk chicken, but her mind is bent on getting her man
to remodel her kitchen
When hotdog Sam is not at his hotdog stand, he’s playing stand up bass in a
burgeoning bluegrass band
You buy their hotdogs and crave their kabobs, you won’t soon forgot what you
bit, but will you remember their face?
Enjoy falafel, purchase their pretzels
Their not just a vendor, they’re members of the human race
Abul sells nuts, come and get your fill
To help pay his daughter’s $ 800 cellphone bill
Danny will sell you a shish kabob, but he won’t tell you, he’s a mime in his
second job
The line grows long, for a chicken and rice plate, while Muhammad still longs
to find his soulmate
Vimal sells ice cream, but Vimal has a lifelong dream to finally perfect his
perpetual motion machine
You buy our hotdogs and crave our kabobs, you won’t soon forgot what you bit
but will you remember my face?
Enjoy falafel, purchase our pretzels
I’m not just a vendor, I’m a member of the human race, a member of the human
race, I’m a member of the human race