| Everybody used to call me unathletic
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| And granted, my vertical leap is still pretty pathetic
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| But now I’m the champion on the tailgate scene
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| 8 bags, 2 boards, 2 holes, that’s all I need
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| Most sports require all sorts of skills
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| But I prefer the ones I can do while consuming meals
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| You gotta try it before you knock it, try to name another sport to top it
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| Where you can win with an open cold one in your back pocket
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| Singin'
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| Cornhole (Cornhole!)
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| Good for your soul
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| Cornhole (Cornhole!)
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| An olympic sport by 2024
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| Halfway through the game, we don’t remember the score
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| But we’re happy to start all over 'cause it means we get to cornhole more
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| (Cornhole!)
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| Who would have thought that a couple of guys could
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| Contribute so much to the greater good
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| Just by cutting a little old hole in a piece of plywood
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| There’s a void in my soul
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| Shaped like a cornhole (Cornhole!)
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| I love it so much, from this moment on
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| I’m changing my name to Don Cornholio
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| Everybody was cornholin', bag throwin'
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| It’s good for your, good for your soul
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| And the man with the boards is a man never bored, I say, hey
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| Everybody was cornholin', bag throwin'
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| It’s good for your, good for your soul
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| And good for your back, and better for your image
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| No pressure my brother, 'cause it’s always a scrimmage
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| I’m tailgatin', party makin', I’m throwin' my sacks and there’s no debatin'
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| This has got to be the greatest sport ever invented
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| There’s a hole over there, I’mma throw my bag in it
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| The cornhole |