
Date of issue: 09.01.2010
Record label: Mythical Entertainment
Song language: English
Cornhole Song |
Everybody used to call me unathletic |
And granted, my vertical leap is still pretty pathetic |
But now I’m the champion on the tailgate scene |
8 bags, 2 boards, 2 holes, that’s all I need |
Most sports require all sorts of skills |
But I prefer the ones I can do while consuming meals |
You gotta try it before you knock it, try to name another sport to top it |
Where you can win with an open cold one in your back pocket |
Singin' |
Cornhole (Cornhole!) |
Good for your soul |
Cornhole (Cornhole!) |
An olympic sport by 2024 |
Halfway through the game, we don’t remember the score |
But we’re happy to start all over 'cause it means we get to cornhole more |
(Cornhole!) |
Who would have thought that a couple of guys could |
Contribute so much to the greater good |
Just by cutting a little old hole in a piece of plywood |
There’s a void in my soul |
Shaped like a cornhole (Cornhole!) |
I love it so much, from this moment on |
I’m changing my name to Don Cornholio |
Everybody was cornholin', bag throwin' |
It’s good for your, good for your soul |
And the man with the boards is a man never bored, I say, hey |
Everybody was cornholin', bag throwin' |
It’s good for your, good for your soul |
And good for your back, and better for your image |
No pressure my brother, 'cause it’s always a scrimmage |
I’m tailgatin', party makin', I’m throwin' my sacks and there’s no debatin' |
This has got to be the greatest sport ever invented |
There’s a hole over there, I’mma throw my bag in it |
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