| «The minimum salary of five thousand reais has been approved»
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| «Now the Brazilian retires at the age of thirty»
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| «Elected the first black president of the USA»
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| «Brazilian politicians are the most honest in the world»
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| «Research reveals that television is the most educational means of communication for
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| the children"
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| «Studies have shown that smoking is good for your health»
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| «And alcohol strengthens the liver»
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| Ô 1st of April chipped
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| That never ends, man!
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| For some in Brazil, every day is April 1st
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| For Brazil, every day is April 1st
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| He's alier!
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| He's lier!
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| Lier, lier, lier!
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| See how the world is lying and betraying
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| They abuse their faith
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| Brazil is always in 1st place
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| The advertising says that alcohol is good and that it is legal to smoke!
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| Is it today that I will win the lotto?
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| Riding a motorcycle, safer if you fall
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| And not break the bones
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| Maluf said he has no money in Switzerland
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| And we believe (ahem!)
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| I didn't have plastic surgery, I was born that beautiful!
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| Says the model of the cover of the magazine
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| I play for the love of the shirt
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| Says the footballer
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| So he gives me the money and he just keeps his shirt!
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| Millions of research were spent and AIDS was banned
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| In Africa at last, progress has arrived
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| Africans are now successful entrepreneurs
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| Paulista stopped saying bad things about Rio de Janeiro
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| Because now cariocas like Paulista
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| His name appeared in the newspaper in a list
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| You won a house with a pool
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| Zero car in the garage that already comes with a driver
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| It's a lie, a lie
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| This is daddy, daddy, daddy
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| He's alier, lier, lier
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| What a compensation that nothing
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| I really love you
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| The people help each other because they love charity
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| Pinochio only spoke the truth, never
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| He told a lie, he didn't even make a mistake
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| He doesn't look like Clinton or George Bush
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| Everything is perfect in the world, the sludge is gone
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| The deadbeat pays the father-in-law
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| The tramp has a new job
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| TV is the people's treasure
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| People's Wealth
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| How much smart Sunday afternoon program
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| It's so much culture, just pure art
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| That people don't even need college anymore
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| Buy my card and I'll give you a million
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| Put silicone, it becomes the new sensation
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| You will never buy anything on installment again
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| Not even the Christmas gifts
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| Phenomenal!
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| The carnival is the people's party
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| It has to do with tradition
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| There's nothing immoral
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| Gringo comes because he likes it, it's not sex tourism
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| Naked people is just a cultural trait
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| Course is!
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| The cultural trait of an extroverted people
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| It's very educational
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| Mainly for your daughter and your son
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| What do you think?
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| Dust! |
| Of course it is! |
| Tell the truth!
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| Isn't it cool? |
| THE!
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| That bunch of drunk, naked people
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| Running over and being run over on the road, uuh!
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| It's a lie, a lie
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| This is daddy, daddy, daddy
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| He's alier, lier, lier
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| Why so bad?
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| And so poorly?
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| It's just that lying is cool
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| Where the truth does not suit
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| who took the trip
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| Do you want to fall too
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| What?
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| Someone lied to me saying the world is good"
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| But how can it be good if the Evil one lies?
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| I know that whoever hears a tale increases one more point
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| In this place where a brother makes the other dizzy
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| And I am just another
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| I'm sorry, I'm not calm
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| But all this comes from the soul
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| It's a lie, a lie
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| This is daddy, daddy, daddy
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| He's alier, lier, lier
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| The history of man is full of glories
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| Blacks are prosperous, there are only victories
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| There is no need for a messiah
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| Not even from a savior!
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| The Homo sapiens will save itself from chaos
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| Shut up you liar!
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| Will lie in hell
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| Horned, go, go! |