Lyrics of Teddybjörnen - Cornelis Vreeswijk

Teddybjörnen (original)

Hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, det kunde jag inte gilla
Hon tog mig för en smeksam figur när jag kände mig som en gorilla
Hon hade en massa ljuvliga ting som vem som helst skulle ha tänt på
Men hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, det kan man bli impotent på!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do
Hon sade: Min dumma teddybjörn, när jag till verket skulle skrida
Hon tyckte det var så trevligt så att mig i kramp se vrida
Hon sade att hon var kär i mig, det fanns blott ett litet aber
Hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, den liknelsen var makaber!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do
Hon kallade mig sin teddybjörn, det skall aldrig mera hända
I morrn «tar jag Mats ur skolan» för att aldrig mer återvända
Jag tål att bli kallad för vad som helst som finns inom jordesfären
Men kallar nån mig för teddybjörn så sätter jag mig på tvären!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do
Tro inte att jag beklagar mig, jag har tålt långt hårdare törnar
Men så fort vi blev amorösa så begynte hon pladdra om björnar
Ja, så fort hon kom inom räckhåll för den sexuella finalen
Så kallade hon mig teddybjörn, då kunde jag blivit galen!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do

(translation)

She called me her teddy bear, I couldn't like that
She took me for a caressing figure when I felt like a gorilla
She had a lot of lovely things that anyone would have turned on
But she called me her teddy bear, that can make you impotent!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do
She said: My stupid teddy bear, when I was going to work
She thought it was so nice that I convulsed and twisted
She said she was in love with me, there was just a little monkey
She called me her teddy bear, that simile was macabre!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do
She called me her teddy bear, that will never happen again
Tomorrow I «take Mats out of school», never to return
I can stand being called anything that exists within the earth's sphere
But if someone calls me a teddy bear, I sit crosswise!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do
Don't think I'm complaining, I've endured far tougher thorns
But as soon as we became amorous, she started babbling about bears
Yes, as soon as she came within range of the sexual finale
That's how she called me teddy bear, then I could have gone crazy!
Ba-da-da-ba-di-di-do