Translation of the song lyrics Domnu’ ziarist - Bosquito

Domnu’ ziarist (original)

Tu esti ziaristul cu noroiul in condei,
Tu esti omuletul ce ne face de doi lei,
Tine minte cateva cuvinte:
Nu sunt eu de vina si asta o stii prea bine
Ca mama natura a facut misto de tine,
Ca tu realizezi ca ti-ai gresit drumul ales
Si-i invidiezi pe toti cei care fac succes!
Ce sa-ti fac daca te-ai ratat !?
Uite cine rade de mine, uite cine rade de tine!
Uite cine rade de mine, uite cine rade de tine!
Cine analizeaza ce fac?
Cine-mi spune cum sa ma-mbrac?
Cine e mereu 'cerebral'?
Cine nu-i decat un papagal?
Domnu' ziarist frustrat din presa de scandal!
De la tine aflu ce tampenii am facut,
Ce activitate sexuala am avut
Este, frate?
Tu le stii pe toate!
Declari sus si tare ca ti-e meseria draga
Insa scrii de bine doar de cei care-ti dau spaga!
Zici ca sunt urat si prost si ca gresesc mereu,
Insa ti-ai dori macar o zi in locul meu!
Este, frate?
Zi-i ca n-am dreptate!

(translation)

You're the journalist with the mud in your pen,
You're the little man who makes us two lions,
Remember a few words:
It's not my fault and you know that too well
As Mother Nature made fun of you,
That you realize that you have taken the wrong path
And you envy everyone who succeeds!
What should I do if you missed it !?
Look who laughs at me, look who laughs at you!
Look who laughs at me, look who laughs at you!
Who analyzes what I do?
Who tells me how to dress?
Who is always 'cerebral'?
Who's just a parrot?
Frustrated journalist from the scandalous press!
I find out from you what I did,
What sexual activity I had
Is it, brother?
You know them all!
Declare loud and clear that your job is dear
But you write well only by those who pay you!
You say I'm ugly and stupid and I'm always wrong,
But you would like at least one day in my place!
Is it, brother?
Tell him I'm wrong!