Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Who Wants to Watch the Tony Awards This Year? , by - Rachel Bloom. Release date: 03.06.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Who Wants to Watch the Tony Awards This Year? |
| WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE TONY AWARDS THIS YEAR? |
| DO YOU WANNA WATCH THE TONY AWARDS THIS YEAR? |
| IT’S LIKE IF BASKETBALL WERE INTERESTING |
| OR THE OLYMPICS HAD NATHAN LANE! |
| IT’S LIKE THE OSCARS IF THE ACTORS HAD TALENT |
| IT’S KINDA LIKE THAT ONLY SO MUCH BETTER! |
| Ugh, what kind of pizza is this? |
| It’s gluten free. |
| You people are terrible! |
| I KNOW WE BROKE UP, BUT DO YOU WANNA WATCH THE TONYS THIS YEAR? |
| You fucked my brother. |
| DOES YOUR BIG DICKED BROTHER WANNA WATCH THE TONY’S THIS YEAR? |
| IT’S LIKE IF BIRTHDAYS ACTUALLY HAD ANY MEANING |
| OR YOUR WEDDING WAS WRITTEN BY STEPHEN SONDHEIM |
| IT’S LIKE IF YOUR NEGLECT HADN’T DRIVEN ME TO YOUR BROTHER |
| WITH A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY THE CAST OF THE LION KING! |
| I THINK IT’S TIME TO ASK MY MOM. |
| TONYS? |
| No! |
| Enjoy your nursing home! |
| I’LL PUT A PERSONAL AD ON CRAIGSLIST. |
| I’LL DO IT IF I CAN WATCH YOU SHAVE. |
| I COULD ASK MY TWIN IF I HADN’T STRANGLED HER IN THE WOMB. |
| Fosse! |
| Oh, you know what? |
| The Tony Awards were canceled. |
| What?! |
| Yeah. |
| Broadway exploded. |
| What?! |
| What do we do? |
| There’s nothing to do. |
| Bye. |
| Ugh. |
| She’s so weird. |
| WHO WANTS TO WATCH THE TONY AWARDS THIS YEAR? |
| THIS GUY WANTS TO WATCH THE TONY AWARDS THIS YEAR! |
| I LOVE THE TAP! |
| I LOVE THE WITTY BANTER! |
| MY FRIENDS MAY BE TRASH |
| AND I MIGHT BE A SOCIOPATH |
| BUT TONYS -- I’LL WATCH YOU EVERY YEAR! |