| When my friends and I stick together
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| There’s nothing we can’t do
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| And when I say that, I specifically mean
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| We’re gonna stage a coup
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| With the power of our gossip giggles
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| We’ll storm the Pentagon!
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| Then celebrate with bottomless mimosas
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| On the White House lawn
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| We’re going to braid each other’s hair
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| Then cut each other’s braids
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| Connect the braids to build a rope
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| To hang all of Congress!
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| Squad goals!
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| Stay together forever!
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| Squad goals!
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| Take control of the banks!
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| Squad goals!
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| Don’t let a man come between us
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| If he does, shoot him in the head!
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| O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
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| Friendtopia!
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| A dystopia around our friendship
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| Friendtopia!
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| Our manifesto is fun
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| Zig-a-zow!
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| Now that we have total control
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| Get ready for what’s in store
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| Our reign will be like
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| Sweet Valley High meets Nineteen Eighty-Four!
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| When one of us gets dumped
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| That becomes Memorial Day
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| All agriculture will be diverted
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| Into making us Rosé
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| There’s a really exclusive sushi place
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| That never let’s us in
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| So when we don’t get in, we say
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| Let’s just go home and drink rosé!
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| Roll call!
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| Rebecca!
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| The brainy one!
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| Head of censorship and mind control!
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| Heather!
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| The cool one!
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| I put drugs in the water supply!
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| Valencia!
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| The sexy one!
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| Czar of torture!
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| O-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
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| Friendtopia!
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| We nostalgically watch «Hocus Pocus»!
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| Friendtopia!
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| Aw, I love «Hocus Pocus»!
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| Friendtopia!
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| All citizens much watch «Hocus Pocus»!
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| Friendtopia!
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| Or they will be killed!
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| Zig-a-zow! |