Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I'm The Villain In My Own Story, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 09.06.2016
Song language: English
I'm The Villain In My Own Story |
| I try to be good to others |
| Treat my fellow men like brothers and sisters |
| That’s the story I’m the hero in |
| So how come I can’t zero in |
| On why this song sounds so sinister? |
| (spoken) |
| Oh my God… |
| (sung) |
| I’m the villain in my own story |
| I’m the witch in my own tale |
| Though I insist I’m the protagonist |
| It’s clear that my soul is up for sale |
| I’m the villain in my own story |
| The bad guy in my TV show |
| I’m the «who» in the «whodunit» |
| When I go to hell I’ll run it |
| As Satan’s CFO! |
| (spoken) |
| He needs someone to do the books. |
| Actually, I shouldn’t do that—I'm terrible |
| with money. |
| (sung) |
| But wait, how am I a villain? |
| I give annually to UNICEF |
| And just last week I helped a lady cross the street |
| Who was super old and deaf |
| (spoken) |
| Wait, where am I? |
| Ahh, a bird! |
| (sung) |
| I’m the villain in my own story |
| I’m the bitch in the corner of the poster |
| I’m the figure in the doorway or the Kraken up in Norway |
| God, who is this song’s composer? |
| (spoken) |
| It’s, like, ridiculously sinister—like re-dunk-ulously sinister. |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
| Well, well, well! |
| Looks like I got you now, Valencia! |
| What do you want to do with me, you evil witch queen? |
| I am but a humble yoga |
| instructor! |
| Oh, what I want is… your boyfriend! |
| Not Prince Josh! |
| Anything but Prince Josh! |
| Why are you doing this? |
| I’m Kate Hudson! |
| We’re doing the «Witch and the Princess» theme, just go with it! |
| Okay, so fine. |
| I’m the princess! |
| Why? |
| Why are you doing this to me? |
| Because I’m jealous of you and your life! |
| You’re so skinny and Josh is so |
| perfect that I want to take it all for myself! |
| And now, I’ll cook you into the |
| traditional dish of Dinaguan and serve it to Josh’s family! |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha! |
| No! |
| No! |
| Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
| Shut up! |
| I’m the villain in my own story |
| My actions have gone way too far |
| I told myself that I was Jasmine |
| But I realize now I’m Jafar |
| We’re told love conquers all |
| But that only applies to the hero |
| Is the enemy what I’m meant to be? |
| Is being the villain my destiny? |