Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Where's The Bathroom, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 09.06.2016
Song language: English
Where's The Bathroom |
| Where’s… the… bathroom? |
| Where’s the bathroom? |
| I need to use the bathroom |
| Tell me that you have a bathroom |
| In this hovel you call home |
| I don’t know which was bumpier |
| The plane ride or the taxi |
| All these freeways are a nightmare |
| Where’s my purse? |
| I need my comb! |
| By the way, you’re looking healthy |
| And by «healthy» I mean «chunky» |
| I don’t mean that as an insult |
| I’m just stating it as fact |
| I see your eczema is back |
| Are you using the lotion that I sent you? |
| If you’re not gonna use it I’ll return it to the store |
| God, I give you everything |
| And still you just want more-more-more-more-more |
| Where’s the bathroom? |
| Where’s the bathroom? |
| You haven’t told me where your bathroom is! |
| It’s upstairs! |
| Okay, fine, I need the walk |
| Well, your house is dot-dot-dot charming |
| Though some florals wouldn’t kill you |
| Do you ever get a maid here? |
| It’s so nice to sit and talk |
| Since when do you have a vendetta against vases? |
| When did you stop wearing makeup? |
| Are you sure that you’re not gay? |
| I’d still love you if you were gay |
| It would explain this vase vendetta |
| Please just tell me if you’re gay! |
| Again, I am not gay! |
| Don’t interrupt me! |
| You’re always with the talking |
| I just got off a plane |
| Give me a moment to catch my breath |
| It’s the least you can do since you |
| Lived inside me for nine months |
| And you still haven’t told me |
| Where |
| The hell |
| Your stupid bathroom is |
| Again, it’s upstairs! |
| Oh, right! |
| Thank you. |
| (sung) |
| You call that a bathroom? |
| That’s what passes for a bathroom? |
| There were no bowls of rocks |
| Or any decorative soaps |
| You don’t even have a bathmat |
| Who doesn’t have a bathmat? |
| If you need a bathmat I can—oh, did you hear? |
| A bishop in Wisconsin said something anti-Semitic |
| So the temple has decided to boycott cheddar cheese |
| Everyone asks how you’re doing |
| «How is widdle Becky? |
| Is she still a bigshot lawyer?» |
| And to that, I just say «Please!» |
| You won’t get a husband this way |
| At least you have your career |
| Oh wait, you threw out your career |
| To chase this California dream |
| I wasted all that dough on Harvard and Yale |
| For you to be living in a dump |
| In Nowhere, USA |
| Getting fatter by the minute |
| On this greasy, goyish food |
| Just put my luggage in my room |
| Could I get a glass of water? |
| I’ll be back in a moment |
| I need to use the bathroom |
| Again! |