
Date of issue: 02.03.2017
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
It Was a Shit Show |
I love you, yes |
And I’ll confess |
The thought of staying is so enticing |
And when you speak |
My knees get weak |
I can’t believe what I’m sacrificing |
But let’s get real |
We know the deal |
So darling let’s not tiptoe |
This thing we had |
Was not just bad |
It was a shit show |
We can’t undo, can’t make amends |
Dysfunction is our lingua franca |
We can’t unscrew each other friends |
We’re Jerry Springer, not Casablanca |
There’s 'hard to get', then there’s neglect |
To say it’s fate, you’d have to be a bit slow |
Not to be crass |
But this sucked ass |
This was a shit show |
Chernobyl next to us looks like a campfire |
Hurricane Katrina was just bad weather |
We have chemistry, of course, but that’s a formula for divorce |
A play about pieces of feces is what we are together |
Oh, what the hell, let’s get a hotel |
'Cause life is short and we’re not getting any younger |
But after sex, what happens next |
I mean in the long run, not just fatigue and hunger? |
And when you say that I should stay |
That’s exactly when I should split |
Though I won’t forget, I won’t regret |
This beautiful, heart stopping |
Breathtaking, life-changing!!! |
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Artist lyrics: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
Artist lyrics: Santino Fontana