![I Could If I Wanted To - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Santino Fontana](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284758029073925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 09.06.2016
Song language: English
I Could If I Wanted To |
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, an «A» |
What’s an «A?» |
It’s just a letter on a page meant to distract us from the pain |
But it’s not like any «A» can make a difference in the day |
Sure, I could get an «A» if I wanted to get an «A» |
But who cares about an «A?» |
I don’t |
I don’t care |
Although I coulda made that grade if I did care |
But I don’t |
But I could if I wanted to |
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, look at this guy |
In the red-and-blue-striped tie |
Makin' millions till he dies |
Sellin' bonds and stocks to other guys in ties |
Who have millions with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks and ties |
I’d rather die, which I will, eventually, of course |
But in the meantime, I could make millions |
Sellin' stocks and bonds and ties if I tried |
But I don’t |
But I could, but I don’t |
But I could if I wanted to, yeah |
Yeah, I could if I wanted to |
Who cares? |
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo, a happy dad |
With his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap |
And his T-ball shirt and dumbass son |
Throwin' a ball |
Like it’s so important to know how to throw a ball |
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo! |
Who cares about throwin' a ball or havin' a kid? |
It’ll get ya nowhere in life |
Not like gettin' anywhere matters |
Although I guess it does if you care |
Which I don’t! |
But I could! |
But I don’t! |
But I could if I wanted to, yeah |
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo if I wanted to— |
This song sucks! |
I could make it good if I wanted to, yeah |
Yeah, I could if I wanted to! |
(spoken) |
I could do that if I wanted to. |
You’re an idiot. |
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Where's The Bathroom ft. Tovah Feldshuh | 2016 |
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I Hate Everything But You ft. Skylar Astin | 2019 |
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Settle For Me ft. Santino Fontana | 2016 |
Sex With a Stranger ft. Rachel Bloom | 2016 |
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Artist lyrics: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
Artist lyrics: Santino Fontana