Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Let's Generalize About Men, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast.
Date of issue: 19.07.2018
Song language: English
Let's Generalize About Men |
At every member of the opposite sex |
Oh God, we hate them! |
Let’s not distinguish between them at all |
Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol |
And then high-five each other |
As we make a bunch of blanket statements |
Let’s generalize about men! |
(x2) |
Let’s take one bad thing about one man |
And then apply it to all of them |
Let’s conflate all the guys |
Let’s generalize about men! |
All men are completely repressed |
(Uh-huh!) |
All men only want to have sex |
There are no exceptions |
All three billion men are like this |
All 3.6 billion men! |
All men are emotionally stunted |
When asked how they feel, every man’s always grunted |
And why do men never listen and only think about themselves |
As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves? |
Ooh, I hear you, girl! |
Let’s generalize about men! |
(x2) |
Let’s get super-lit and not admit |
This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then |
Maybe our spirits will rise |
If we generalize about men! |
All men are stupid and childish |
Even the ones who are smart and mature |
All men do each and every day |
Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore |
Hey, what about gay men? |
Oh no, gay men are fine |
Gay men are all really great |
Every single one |
They’re never mean, just sassy |
They’re all completely adorable and fun |
So let’s focus for now on straight men |
Let’s just generalize about them |
They’re all monsters |
They’re murderers |
They’re rapists |
Totally |
Wait, I have sons |
Your sons are gonna be rapists |