| At every member of the opposite sex
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| Oh God, we hate them!
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| Let’s not distinguish between them at all
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| Let’s just drink a lot more alcohol
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| And then high-five each other
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| As we make a bunch of blanket statements
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| Let’s generalize about men! |
| (x2)
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| Let’s take one bad thing about one man
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| And then apply it to all of them
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| Let’s conflate all the guys
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| Let’s generalize about men!
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| All men are completely repressed
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| (Uh-huh!)
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| All men only want to have sex
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| There are no exceptions
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| All three billion men are like this
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| All 3.6 billion men!
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| All men are emotionally stunted
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| When asked how they feel, every man’s always grunted
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| And why do men never listen and only think about themselves
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| As opposed to women, who always listen and never think about themselves?
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| Ooh, I hear you, girl!
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| Let’s generalize about men! |
| (x2)
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| Let’s get super-lit and not admit
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| This is a kind of primal ritual we need now and then
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| Maybe our spirits will rise
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| If we generalize about men!
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| All men are stupid and childish
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| Even the ones who are smart and mature
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| All men do each and every day
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| Is watch porn, eat wings, burp, fart, and snore
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| Hey, what about gay men?
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| Oh no, gay men are fine
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| Gay men are all really great
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| Every single one
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| They’re never mean, just sassy
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| They’re all completely adorable and fun
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| So let’s focus for now on straight men
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| Let’s just generalize about them
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| They’re all monsters
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| They’re murderers
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| They’re rapists
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| Totally
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| Wait, I have sons
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| Your sons are gonna be rapists |