| A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina!
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| (West Covina!)
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| A woman’s life was ruined and now no one’s seen her!
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| (No one’s seen her!)
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| The town is all atwitter
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| 'Cause the whole town is on Twitter
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| Posing a question that’s never-ending
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| In the form of a hashtag that’s been trending
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Is she out to brunch?
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| No, then where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| She’s always been insecure
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| But now she’s been rejected by Josh Chan
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| So where’s Rebecca Bunch, but also
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| Where’s a woman’s pride without her man? |
| (Man! Man! Man!)
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| There’s gossip going on from Riverside to Encino
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| Encino!
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| Of the Jewish chick who got dumped by the ripped Filipino
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| Filipino!
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| Think of all the beautiful china on her registry
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| Now it will never be on a shelf
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| I wonder how she’s feeling
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| Since Josh sent her reeling
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| If I were her, I’d kill meself!
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| You’re fired again, George
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| Son of a-
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| I have a hunch!
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| Yeah?
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| No, I just like the rhyme
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| We’ve been asking the same question
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| Since this trail of woe began
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| Hashtag where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| No! |
| Where’s a woman’s pride without her man?
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| (Man! Man! Man!)
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| Who am I now? |
| What will I be?
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| My reason for living has abandoned me
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| I can’t stay here forever, but I also can’t bear
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| Going back to my life, facing pity and stares
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| I said «Josh Chan must be destroyed!»
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| Then I ran away like some scared little boy
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| I want revenge for my broken heart
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| But I’m so devastated, I don’t know where to start
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| My defenses are down after his sneak attack
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| Do I let him win or do I fight back?
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| Fight back! |
| Fight back! |
| Fight back!
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| I know what I have to do
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Where’s Rebecca Bunch?
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| Is she out to brunch?
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| I have to transform
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| She’s so frenetic
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| From a victim
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| She’s pathetic
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| To a woman scorned
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| A woman scorned!
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| A scandal has rocked the village of West Covina!
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| (West Covina!)
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| A woman’s life was ruined and now no one’s seen her!
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| (No one’s seen her!)
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| Is she still paying rent? |
| Does she have a plan?
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| And where’s a woman’s pride, a woman’s pride, a woman’s pride without her man?
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| Man! |
| Man, oh man, oh man! |