Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Math of Love Triangles, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 02.03.2017
Song language: English
The Math of Love Triangles |
| What’s a girl to do when she’s stuck between men |
| It’s like she’s a Barbie with two perfect Kens |
| But wait, it just occurred to me |
| Maybe I can solve this with geometry |
| Yes, smarts can help this sitchywation untangle |
| So professors: teach me |
| The math of love triangles |
| (spoken) |
| Yay, time for book facts! |
| A triangle is a polygon |
| With three edges and three vertices |
| Take the base times the height, cut that in half |
| To find the area of the surfaces |
| Uh-huh, I wasn’t really listening, but I can see |
| The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me! |
| The math of love triangles |
| Isn’t hard to learn |
| You’re not taking in what we’re saying |
| We’re a little bit concerned |
| Yes, the math of love triangles |
| Is as simple as can be |
| Whichever Tom or Dick I might pick |
| The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me! |
| Actually a triangle has multiple centers |
| This triangle’s scalene |
| That’s astute |
| So I need to decide which man’s more acute |
| Here’s Pythagoras' Theorem |
| Will this help me choose? |
| If not I’ll be swinging from a hypote-noose |
| Let’s take a look at what this line bisects |
| Is that spelled B-I-S-E-X? |
| Those are good puns but please pay attention |
| Oh no, professors, am I facing suspension? |
| Whee, a swing! |
| It’s literal suspension! |
| The math of love triangles |
| Isn’t hard to learn |
| We’re starting to suspect |
| You don’t sincerely want to know about triangles |
| Yes, the math of love triangles |
| Is as simple as can be |
| I need to choose between men, but until then |
| The center of the triangle is lil' ol' me |
| Is this a triangle? |
| No, that’s a shoe |
| Is this a triangle? |
| No, that’s you |
| So I’m a triangle? |
| What? |
| No |
| One, two, three, six, eight, three, go! |
| You don’t seem to know how to count |
| We are sincerely worried about you |
| Catch me! |
| You’re ruining the number! |
| This angle’s right |
| Which angle’s right? |
| No, not right like correct |
| Ooh, are you erect? |
| No, 90 degrees |
| That’s really erect! |
| The math of love triangles |
| Is super duper fun |
| We’re tired of all your tangents |
| That’s also a triangle pun |
| Ooh, thanks for teaching me man math! |
| You all deserve a kiss |
| Lady, we’re all gay |
| We get nothing out of this |
| Neither man will notice |
| My learning disability |
| 'Cause the center of the triangle |
| Is lil' old |
| Sexy little baby |
| Me! |