Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Gave You A UTI, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 09.06.2016
Song language: English
I Gave You A UTI |
| What’s that burnin' feelin' |
| Every time you pee? |
| Well, that’s how it goes |
| After you have so Much awesome sex with me! |
| I gave you |
| A UTI! |
| Yeah, I gave you |
| A UTI! |
| My sweet love injection |
| Caused a urinary tract infection! |
| I’m just that good |
| I didn’t even try, try, try |
| I gave you a UTI! |
| Okay, so it’s not really a comment on the quality of the sex as much as a lot |
| of sex has been happening and there’s just a very natural transfer of bacteria— |
| Don’t ruin this for me! |
| That bladder inflammation |
| Is my little gift to you! |
| Yeah, sometimes chicks need medication |
| After what I put them through! |
| C’mon, sing with me! |
| No, I’m not gonna do that |
| I gave you—I gave you |
| A UTI—a UTI! |
| Yeah, I gave you—I gave you |
| A UTI—a UTI! |
| I’m so good at sex |
| Your maidenship got wrecked! |
| My penis is the reason you may die, die, die! |
| I gave you a UTI! |
| One night with me is pure ecstasy |
| 'Cause I know just what you like |
| But you should know for a week or so You won’t be able to ride a bike! |
| I’m sorry if you have to cancel that spin class. |
| I’ll pay the cancellation fee |
| because I know a lot of times, you have to book the specific bike in advance. |
| Anyway… |
| I gave you—I gave you |
| A UTI—a UTI! |
| Not an STD—no STDs! |
| Just to clarify |
| If it hurts to take a leak |
| Well, that’s just part of my technique |
| What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI? |
| This guy! |
| I gave you a UT— |
| I gave you a UT— |
| I gave you— |
| A U… |