Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song He's The New Guy, artist - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast. Date of issue: 19.07.2018
Song language: English
He's The New Guy |
| He’s the new guy |
| You can’t trust him |
| He’s a bad guy |
| Even when he’s nice |
| Just because you’ve seen him |
| Show an ounce of vulnerability |
| Do you think that means |
| He has some secret heart of gold? |
| Sure there was that one scene |
| Where he pooped his pants in front of you |
| And by scene I mean he made a scene |
| Well I for one ain’t sold! |
| He’s the new guy |
| Not easily reformed by |
| Some quirky girl he met at work |
| Just because now he |
| Become a series regular |
| And by season regular I mean |
| He eats bran in the spring |
| Doesn’t mean the show is now called |
| ‘Rich and pompous lawyer' |
| And by show I mean his favorite show |
| Which by the way is ‘Wings '!? |
| What? |
| Screw the new guy |
| Well, I did that and that’s how I know |
| That he hasn’t changed a bit |
| He’s an evil sociopath who’s |
| Tricked you into liking him |
| Why else do you think that |
| I’m singing this reprise? |
| And by this reprise it means |
| Whatever just don’t think about it! |
| Sue the new guy! |
| Hub bub hub bub! |
| Hub bub hub bub! |
| Hub bub hub bub! |
| Hub bub hub bub! |
| Hey, what’s a reprise? |
| Darryl shut up! |