Translation of the song lyrics I'm In a Sexy French Depression - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom

I'm In a Sexy French Depression (original)

My eyes are dark from sadness
My lips are red from pain
My bosom 'eaves with sobs
I’m in a sexy French depression
I walk, oh, so slowly
I can only breathe and sigh, oh!
My bed smells like a tampon
I’m in a sexy French depression
J’ai acheté un livre sur John Wayne Gacy, en ligne
Je repasse mes vieilles conversations sur AOL Instant Messenger avec mon mec à
la Fac
Je me branle sur un film porno en me demandant comment ces filles ont pu en
arriver là
Ooh, chocolat!
I black out with dessert wine
Oui, je suis garbage
This grout needs to be redone
I’m in a sexy French depression
Je peux résoudre mes problèmes en faisant des fixations sur tous mes
cafouillages et toutes les façons de foutre en l’air ma vie au-delà de toute
réparation.
Si je réfléchis assez sérieusement je finirai par avoir la réponse,
mais j’ai oublie quelle était la question
I’m in a sexy French depression

I'm In a Sexy French Depression (translation)

My eyes are dark from sadness
My lips are red from pain
My bosom 'eaves with sobs
I'm in a sexy French depression
I walk, oh, so slowly
I can only breathe and sigh, oh!
My bed smells like a tampon
I'm in a sexy French depression
I bought a John Wayne Gacy book online
I'm replaying my old AOL Instant Messenger conversations with my boyfriend at
the University
I jerk off to a porn movie wondering how these girls got into it.
get there
Ooh, chocolate!
I black out with dessert wine
Yes I am garbage
This grout needs to be redone
I'm in a sexy French depression
I can solve my problems by fixing all my
mess up and all the ways to fuck up my life beyond all
repair.
If I think hard enough I'll eventually have the answer,
but i forgot what the question was
I'm in a sexy French depression