Lyrics Hello, Nice to Meet You - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Skylar Astin, Rachel Bloom

Hello, Nice to Meet You

Aaaw
Pleased to make your acquaintance, stranger
I’ve spent many years processing my anger
Wouldn’t know what to say to the person I knew
But it’s nice to meet you
Oh, ma’am, your baguette!
It’s funny, you remind me of this guy
Whom I labeled as toxic
Yeah, in a certain light you look like
This girl who screwed my best friend
Ugh, she sounds like a bitch
Yeah, she kinda was
We’ve met before
But I really can’t place it
Oh, was it that time
We ate pizza naked?
Right!
That night was sick
I ate sauce off your --
Yes, and that burned
Ouch
It’s nice to meet you
I mean is anyone we meet
Really that new to us
We’re all the same species
That grew in a uterus
A kiss is a kiss
But to be fair
It’s not every day your Doc asks
«How did sauce get in there?»
Hello, nice to meet you
You seem really cool
Hello, nice to meet you
I am indeed really cool
If you have a message
For my doppelganger
I’m happy to pass it
Along as a favor
Tell her I have her scrunchie
I still have his coat
Tell her she kissed good
Tell him I have notes
Ouch
Tell him it’s sad
That he had to hide
Tell her arrabbiata
Is not for inside
Tell him I’m sorry
Tell her I am too
Now that’s settled
It’s nice to meet you
It’s nice to meet you
In various meet cutes
It’s nice to meet you