![I Was a Mermaid and Now I'm a Pop Star - Rachel Bloom](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/32847511365533925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 11.09.2011
Song language: English
I Was a Mermaid and Now I'm a Pop Star |
I was swimmin' in the bay, my hair filled with flowers |
When a shark came along, and chased me for hours |
So I swam to beach, but got tangled in some kelp |
So I started to sing to get some help |
Then a record producer came along |
And said, «Hey there, fishy, I like your song!» |
And now: |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
Now I’m livin' like a pimp straight outta jail |
I hire a hottie full time to splash water on my tail |
Always dancing at the clubs at Hollywood or Sunset-oh |
I can’t wait to be out of this white trash ocean ghetto! |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
Please! |
Come back to the sea! |
(Come back to the sea!) |
Every mermaid is essential to our precious underwater ecosystem |
(Ecosystem!) |
Without you, we’re all slowly dying! |
(Dying, dying!) |
Oh, Poseidon, I’m sure you’ll be fine |
And if you’re ever near Bel Air, be sure to drop me a line! |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a pop star |
I was a mermaid |
And now I’m a popstar |