Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Steal Pets, artist - Rachel Bloom.
Date of issue: 22.05.2011
Song language: English
I Steal Pets |
Ohhhh |
Yeaaaaah |
School is really boring |
Can’t wait for the bell to ring |
‘Cause tonight I’m hanging with all of my friends! |
Gonna party through the night- |
Karaoke, pillow fights |
The music’s loud, the lights are bright |
It never ends |
I have so many friends! |
‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
popular people |
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed |
Yeah! |
I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
popular people |
I steal pets from the popular people |
And lock them in my shed |
At school, life can be such a drag |
Whitney Jones called me a fag |
But her cat ate salmon out of my hand! |
I smiled at Michael in the halls |
Then he spread rumors I have balls |
But I taught his dog to hug on command! |
I have so many friends! |
Right, dog?! |
‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
popular people |
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed |
Yeah! |
I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
popular people |
I steal pets from the popular people |
And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles! |
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! |
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! |
Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! |
Rawrrrrrrr |
It’s the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight |
And I’m the life of it all |
Cats and dogs all groovin' with me |
We’re havin' such a ball |
I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson’s terrier mix |
He’s wearing a suit and he has Greg’s eyes |
Suddenly |
We kiss! |
‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
popular people |
I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed |
Yeah! |
I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
popular people |
I steal pets from the popular people |
My parents both are dead |
Boo! |
I steal pets from the popular people |
(Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine) |
Then dress them up like the popular people |
(Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine) |
Yeah I steal pets from the popular people |
(Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine) |
And dress them up like the popular people |
All of them are mine! |
I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed |
I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss |
Lock them in my shed |