Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Steal Pets , by - Rachel Bloom. Release date: 22.05.2011
Song language: English
I Steal Pets |
| Ohhhh |
| Yeaaaaah |
| School is really boring |
| Can’t wait for the bell to ring |
| ‘Cause tonight I’m hanging with all of my friends! |
| Gonna party through the night- |
| Karaoke, pillow fights |
| The music’s loud, the lights are bright |
| It never ends |
| I have so many friends! |
| ‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
| popular people |
| I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed |
| Yeah! |
| I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
| popular people |
| I steal pets from the popular people |
| And lock them in my shed |
| At school, life can be such a drag |
| Whitney Jones called me a fag |
| But her cat ate salmon out of my hand! |
| I smiled at Michael in the halls |
| Then he spread rumors I have balls |
| But I taught his dog to hug on command! |
| I have so many friends! |
| Right, dog?! |
| ‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
| popular people |
| I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed |
| Yeah! |
| I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
| popular people |
| I steal pets from the popular people |
| And paint their nails red- take it Cuddles! |
| Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! |
| Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! |
| Bark bark bark bark bark yeah! |
| Rawrrrrrrr |
| It’s the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight |
| And I’m the life of it all |
| Cats and dogs all groovin' with me |
| We’re havin' such a ball |
| I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelsson’s terrier mix |
| He’s wearing a suit and he has Greg’s eyes |
| Suddenly |
| We kiss! |
| ‘Cause I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
| popular people |
| I steal pets from the popular people and hide them all in a shed |
| Yeah! |
| I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the |
| popular people |
| I steal pets from the popular people |
| My parents both are dead |
| Boo! |
| I steal pets from the popular people |
| (Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine) |
| Then dress them up like the popular people |
| (Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine) |
| Yeah I steal pets from the popular people |
| (Pets aren’t yours, pets are mine) |
| And dress them up like the popular people |
| All of them are mine! |
| I steal pets, I steal pets, lock them in my shed |
| I steal peeeeeeeeeeetttttss |
| Lock them in my shed |