| Plejede at være trist, ingen håb
| Used to be sad, no hope
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| Følelserne uden på
| The emotions outside
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| Plejede at være alene uden på
| Used to be alone outside
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| Gør mine ting i det små
| Do my little things
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| Gjort hvad jeg ville siden dag et
| Did what I wanted since day one
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| Mor sagde til mig jeg magisk
| Mom told me I magically
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| Alt du gjorde det var basisk
| Everything you did it was basic
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| Alt jeg gjorde gør dig panisk
| Everything I did makes you panic
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| Før var jeg et stort fedt nul som en donut
| Before I was a big fat zero like a doughnut
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| Bitch jeg var broke, nu' det slåbroks
| Bitch I was broke, now' the overalls
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| Damen skal ha' pedicure, manicure
| The lady must have a pedicure, manicure
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| Nyt hår, nyt alting, ingen botox
| New hair, new everything, no botox
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| Vi har gjort det her siden flip phones
| We have been doing this since flip phones
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| Siden vi ramte kassen på de ringtones
| Since we hit the box on those ringtones
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| K-k-k-konkurrencen, der' ikk' nogen
| The k-k-k-competition, there' ikk' nobody
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| Sten i min kæde så de kalder mig for Flintstones
| Stones in my chain so they call me Flintstones
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| Du' talentløs og din dame ligner et biluheld
| You' talentless and your lady looks like a car accident
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| Får så mange svinere at jeg næsten burde vær' kriminel
| Gets so many scumbags I should almost be a criminal
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| Nu' de på, roady jeg tror det et svineheld
| Now' they on, roady I think it a pig luck
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| At jeg er overlevet det her liv og jeg kan gi' igen
| That I have survived this life and I can give again
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| Flik flakker ud af gymnastiksalen
| Flik flutters out of the gym
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| Jeg har ikk' tid, vi ska' ikk' tale
| I don't have time, we're not going to talk
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| Hvis vi ikk' snakker penge skal vi ikk' snak'
| If we don't talk money, we don't talk
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| Lillebitte krokodille på min' klipklapper
| Tiny crocodile on my flip-flops
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| Flik flakker ud af gymnastiksalen
| Flik flutters out of the gym
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| Jeg har ikk' tid, vi ska' ikk' tale
| I don't have time, we're not going to talk
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| Hvis vi ikk' snakker penge skal vi ikk' snak'
| If we don't talk money, we don't talk
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| Lillebitte krokodille på min' klipklapper
| Tiny crocodile on my flip-flops
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| Se mig lave en højder
| Watch me make a height
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| Sammen med din dame når jeg sprøjter
| With your lady when I squirt
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| Derfor hun smiler så meget
| That's why she smiles so much
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| Glad hele dagen og fløjter
| Happy all day and whistles
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| Ringer vi drengene ind
| Shall we call in the boys
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| Valgte at ta' mig en døgner
| Chose to take me a day
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| Stikker dig flade for sygt
| Stabs you flat for sick
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| Taber min hat og min' nøgler
| Losing my hat and my keys
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| Løber forbi dig, luder på bordet
| Runs past you, whores on the table
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| Som en konditor, spiller på spillet
| Like a pastry chef, playing the game
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| Som en politikker
| As a politician
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| Se hun ser glad ud fordi hun fik pik igår
| Look she looks happy because she got dick yesterday
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| Derfor hun smiler så hemmeligt bro
| That's why she smiles so secretly bro
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| Lyver dig lige i dit fjæs
| Lies to your face
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| Tror hun er helt psykopat
| Think she's a total psychopath
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| Hvad er det du ryger på? | What are you smoking? |
| Gi' mig et hvæs
| Give me a hiss
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| Ti kilo ekstra gennem sikkerheds kontrollen
| Ten kilos extra through security
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| Ingen ting at deklarere lige gennem tolden
| No stuff to declare straight through customs
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| Ind på DBA det gør mig mange millionær
| Into DBA it makes me many a millionaire
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| Ringer til min mor, jeg' blevet den mand jeg ville være
| Calling my mother, I've become the man I wanted to be
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| Papa!
| Papa!
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| Flik flakker ud af gymnastiksalen
| Flik flutters out of the gym
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| Jeg har ikk' tid, vi ska' ikk' tale
| I don't have time, we're not going to talk
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| Hvis vi ikk' snakker penge skal vi ikk' snak'
| If we don't talk money, we don't talk
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| Lillebitte krokodille på min' klipklapper
| Tiny crocodile on my flip-flops
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| Flik flakker ud af gymnastiksalen
| Flik flutters out of the gym
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| Jeg har ikk' tid, vi ska' ikk' tale
| I don't have time, we're not going to talk
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| Hvis vi ikk' snakker penge skal vi ikk' snak'
| If we don't talk money, we don't talk
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| Lillebitte krokodille på min' klipklapper
| Tiny crocodile on my flip-flops
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| Ey
| Hey
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| Lillebitte krokodille på min' klipklap
| Tiny crocodile on my flip flops
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| Klasker røven på dig og forventer at du si’r tak
| Slaps your ass and expects you to say thank you
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| Det slutter sikkert med et shootout og en biljagt
| It probably ends with a shootout and a car chase
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| Så mange indianere, jeg' en høvding som Søren Pilmark
| So many Indians, I' a chief like Søren Pilmark
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| Far er ikk' sur han er halvknotten
| Dad's not mad, he's half-assed
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| Planlægger hævn nede i batgrotten
| Plotting revenge down in the batcave
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| Mod hele dilettant flokken
| Against the whole dilettante crowd
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| Som jeg tror har drukket af natpotten
| Who I think drank from the night pot
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| Og den bedste hævn er som bekendt
| And as you know, the best revenge is
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| At leve godt og konsekvent
| To live well and consistently
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| Så jeg laver penge og holder fest
| So I make money and have a party
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| Ikk' Gulddreng, men det' fucking nemt
| Not Golden Boy, but it's fucking easy
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| Sangria og skjorten åben
| Sangria and the shirt open
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| Sandheden lige hovedet på dem
| The truth straight on their heads
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| Smiler stadig, jeg' helt fredelig
| Still smiling, I' completely peaceful
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| Selvom guderne vil vide, jeg burde slå dem
| Although the gods will know I should beat them
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| Alle er goe' på bunden
| All are goe' on the bottom
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| Men deres arrogance er lorte våben
| But their arrogance is lousy weapons
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| For det' typisk ham der har slugt kameler
| For that' typically the one who has swallowed camels
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| Hele livet der' stor i munden
| All life there' big in the mouth
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| Han holder elefant nosser
| He holds elephant noses
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| Plus en pik der' komisk lang
| Plus a comically long dick
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| Så de falske fjolser betyder jack for mig
| So the fake fools mean jack to me
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| Selvom min mand holder rotationen igang
| Although my husband keeps the rotation going
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| Det bare vand for ham, og gir' ikk' en halv dollar
| It's just water for him and doesn't give half a dollar
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| For dit image og din plade og din lorte sang
| For your image and your record and your crappy song
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| De her raptosser har brede ansigts folder
| These raptors have wide facial folds
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| Men sandheden er de' har brug for et kram | But the truth is they need a hug |