Translation of the song lyrics Per Sild Skit - Pede B

Per Sild Skit (original)

Hallo Peter?
Peter?
Det er Per sild
Årh, hey
Prøv lige at hør, jeg er lige blevet ringet op af Thon Revission som siger at
du har ikk' betalt regning fra den gang jeg var koncert coach de der faktura
jeg har sendt
Nej?
Jeg ved ikk' om du kan huske det, men men
Jo, svagt
Ja, jeg har et foreslag.
Det er fordi jeg jo gået i gang med at skrive sådan en
billedbog, sådan coffeetable du ved, jeg' jo gammelt fotograf
Ja?
Jeg ved ikk' om du.
Men så har jeg lavet sådan en, du ved Gyldendal er 95
procent på, den kommer til at hedde faldende stjerner
Faldende stjerner?
Jaeeh du ved sådan et eller andet, jeg er ikke sikker, det er en arbejdstitel
Men det er Sys Bjerre, det er Adam fra Torrpedorr, det er de to andre der fra
Dizzy Mizz Lizzy og så er det, jamen for eksempel Tom McEwan han spiller
trommer ude i Nordhavn, det er så fedt
Han har sådan et langt skæg og med vodka flasker og sådan noget,
ta' billeder af ham, han er helt klam du ved.
Super fedt
Øh nå, jeg tænkte på om du ku' ta' med på strøget.
Så kunne vi tage nogle
billeder af dig
Strøget?
Ja mens du roder i skraldespande og sådan et eller andet, så ku' vi tage nogle
fede billeder
Du ved du ku få en undertitel der hed: Fra Fight Night til Mændendes Hjem.
Det' os, det' os bare en arbejdstitel, men øhh, ku' det ikk' være meget fedt?

Per Sild Skit (translation)

Hello Peter?
Peter?
It's Per herring
Oh, hey
Just try to hear, I've just been called up by Thon Revission who says that
You've not paid the bill since I was a concert coach
I have sent
No?
I do not know if you can remember, but but
Yes, weak
Yes, I have a suggestion.
That's because I started writing such a thing
picture book, how coffeetable you know, I'm old photographer
Yes?
I do not know about you.
But then I made one like that, you know Gyldendal is 95
percent on, it's going to be called falling stars
Falling stars?
Jaeeh you know something like that, I'm not sure it's a working title
But it's Sys Bjerre, it's Adam from Torrpedorr, it's the other two from there
Dizzy Mizz Lizzy and so it is, well for example Tom McEwan he plays
drums out in Nordhavn, it's so cool
He has such a long beard and with vodka bottles and stuff like that,
take pictures of him, he's totally clammy you know.
Super cool
Uh well, I was wondering if you could 'take' on the street.
Then we could take some
pictures of you
Ironed?
Yeah Al that sounds pretty crap to me, Looks like we're gonna take some
Cool pictures
You know you could get a subtitle called: From Fight Night to Men's Home.
It's us, it's just a job title for us, but uh, could it not be very cool?