Lyrics of Miss Danmark - Pede B

Miss Danmark (original)

Hun sagde til mig at hun elskede at spise
Og det var da en mærkelig besked
For pigebarnet var blevet så forfærdelig lille
Lod som intet og satte mig ned
Og hvor’n skulle jeg kunne dømme hende
Når kroppen var det der fanged' mit blik
Uden tøj på der virkede hun så øm I skindet
Ville ønske jeg aldrig tænkte med min pik
For jeg har set hende sidde og stik' I sin mad
Stik en finger I halsen og virke pisse ligeglad
I sengen bad hun mig om at stik' hende en flad
Hvilket jeg gjorde, fordi jeg sikkert også har taget skade
Ved skulderblade der næsten var spidse
Bange for at kvæste hende når vi er nede og ligge
Siger det til grin, det' det sikkert ikke
Bli’r mindre og mindre, lige så stille
Du ka' tvinge en hest til at drikke
Selvom vandet er foran næsen på hende
Og hvad skulle stop' den dårlige rutine
Jeg bidrager hver gang jeg ser på modeller eller pornofilm
Vi skaber idealer pigebørn de stiler efter
Indtil de ligner hvide kokain-skeletter
Jeg vil ik' skade nogen
Jeg' ik' en ond person
Jeg rapper tanken væk som en hundelort under skoen
Hun sagde til mig at hun elskede at kneppe
Og det var da en mærkelig besked
For bagefter der var vi begge stille
Cirka en 10−15 minutters tid
Og hvor’n skal man hjælpe en der ik' vil hjælpes
Men helst bare vil lænkes og smækkes
Så hun viser tænder som et skadet dyr
Tænder der har taget rigtig meget skade af mavesyre
Dårlig samvittighed, den smalle figur
Var jo grunden til jeg tænkte hun sku' ha' en tur
Og købte hende drinks, og hørte om hendes vilde planer
Mens jeg allerede så os sammen på de hvide lagner
Og jeg fik jo hvad jeg eftersøgte
Så hvorfor er jeg opgivende, og tænker at det ik' kan nytte
Hun ledte med lys og lygte efter en bølle
Så jeg hjalp hende en smule længere ud, bare et lille stykke

(translation)

She told me she loved to eat
And that was a strange message
For the girl child had become so terribly small
Looked like nothing and sat me down
And where should I be able to judge her
When the body was what caught my eye
Without clothes on, she seemed so sore in the skin
Wish I never thought with my cock
For I have seen her sit and sting 'In her food
Stick a finger in your throat and piss doesn't seem to matter
In bed she asked me to stab her a flat
Which I did because I probably got hurt too
By shoulder blades that were almost pointed
Afraid to hurt her when we are down and lying down
Says it for laughs, it's probably not
Gets smaller and smaller, just as quiet
You can force a horse to drink
Even though the water is in front of her nose
And what should stop 'the bad routine
I contribute every time I watch models or porn movies
We create ideals for girls they aim for
Until they look like white cocaine skeletons
I do not want to hurt anyone
I'm 'an evil person
I rap the thought away like a dog shit under the shoe
She told me she loved to fuck
And that was a strange message
For afterwards there we were both quiet
About 10-15 minutes
And where to help someone who does not want to be helped
But preferably just want to be chained and slapped
So she shows teeth like an injured animal
Teeth that have been badly damaged by stomach acid
Bad conscience, the narrow figure
Was that the reason I thought she should have a go
And bought her drinks, and heard about her wild plans
While I was already seeing us together on the white sheets
And I got what I was looking for
So why am I giving up and thinking it's of no use
She was looking with light and lantern for a bully
So I helped her a little further out, just a little bit