Lyrics of Dårlig Ide - Pede B

Dårlig Ide (original)

Yeah, okay okay
Jeg prøvede at sige til ham ideen den var bindegal
Men han synes selv at den var genial
Og hele turen holdt han enetal'
Om bartendere arbejder sort og skat det gad de ik' betal'
Jeg prøvede at sige til ham at planen den var temmelig svag
Men han gad ik' vente ville have pengene idag
Sad og knuede det våben han fik med tilbage
Mens han gejlede sig op med noget Eminem på mp3
Jeg skal ik' ha noget at gøre med det, ingenting
Så jeg stiller mig taktisk uden for og kigger ind
Går ind af døren, der har en gammel metalklokke
Der ringer tungt for lige at vise nogen sku' ankomme
Bodegaen er et aflangt lokale
Hvor alt er gult som var det samme materiale
Beværtningen den er næsten tom
De tre der sidder der inde, vender sig om og råber «velkommen»
Foran baren er to tørre personer
Der ligner nogen der drikker deres førtidspensioner
Og bad disken er tyk fyr i lædervest
Hvis fjæs er en kombi af rødvinshud og skægpest
Hvad sku' det være?
siger bartenderen med det samme
Jimmy trækker geværet som han har gemt i sin jakke
Peger det på ham og siger «lad os starte
Med alt i kasseapparatet det skal gå tjept hvis du skal klar' det!
Jeg prøvede at sige det var en dårlig ide (x4)
Bartenderen blev ikke skræmt, tværtimod
Det efterlod slet ikke skyggen af stress i hans hod'
Han lægger begge hænderne på disken og kigger
Direkte ind i øjnene på Jimmy og siger
For det første, kassebeholdning er lille
De to dér har drukket på klods siden den tiende
For det andet tror jeg ikke du har nogen det minder
Om viden om det våben som du står med i din' hænder
Det jo ældre' end en lort, desuden er det sikret
Og løbet er så skævt at jeg ku' frygte at det splintre'
Og sprang som en granat, så det vil jeg fraråde
Skal du røve nogen skal du bruge en mindre desperat måde
I tyve år var jeg en del af hjemmeværnet
Så at trække sådan en ærtebøsse gør mig sgu næsten fornærmet
Okay, jeg kender ikke mærket
Men jeg tror ikke den er blevet renset siden de lukkede B&W værftet
Jeg har en overlegen model nede i skuffen
Og den er ladt min ven, og jeg har papir på den
Så sku' det ske at jeg sku' trække mit våben
Ku jeg råbe selvforsvar, og alle ville bide på den
Så du går bare ud af døren du kom ind af
Jeg håber ikke det her er en dans vi skal gentag'
Min ligblege ven spæner ud af den beværtning
Uden at få andet med end nogle rigtig dyre lærepenge
Omkvæd

(translation)

Yeah, okay okay
I tried to tell him the idea was crazy
But he himself thinks it was brilliant
And the whole trip he kept singular '
If bartenders work illegally, they would not 'pay'
I tried to tell him that the plan it was pretty weak
But he did not expect to have the money today
Sat and knelt the weapon he brought back
While cheering up with something Eminem on mp3
I'm not supposed to have anything to do with it, nothing
So I tactically stand outside and look inside
Walks in through the door that has an old metal bell
It rings heavy just to show someone sku 'arrive
The bodega is an elongated room
Where everything is yellow which was the same material
The pub it is almost empty
The three sitting inside turn around and shout "welcome"
In front of the bar are two dry people
It looks like someone is drinking their early retirement
And the bath counter is thick guy in a leather vest
If face is a combination of red wine skin and beard plague
What should it be?
says the bartender immediately
Jimmy pulls out the rifle he has hidden in his jacket
Point it at him and say “let's start
With everything in the cash register it should go smoothly if you are to get it ready!
I tried to say it was a bad idea (x4)
The bartender was not intimidated, on the contrary
It did not leave the shadow of stress in his head at all '
He puts both hands on the counter and looks
Directly into the eyes of Jimmy and says
First, cash flow is small
The two there have been drinking heavily since the tenth
Secondly, I do not think you have anyone that remembers
About knowledge of the weapon that you hold in your 'hands
It's older 'than a shit, moreover it is secured
And the race is so crooked that I could 'fear that it will splinter'
And jumped like a grenade, so I would advise against it
If you want to rob someone you have to use a less desperate way
For twenty years I was part of the Home Guard
So pulling such a pea gun makes me damn almost offended
Okay, I do not know the brand
But I do not think it has been cleaned since they closed the B&W yard
I have a superior model down in the drawer
And it's left my friend and I have paper on it
Then it's going to happen that I'd pull my weapon
I could shout self-defense and everyone would bite on it
So you just walk out the door you came in
I hope this is not a dance we have to repeat '
My pale pale friend is straining out of that pub
Without getting anything but some really expensive lessons
Chorus