Translation of the song lyrics Badesalt - Pede B

Badesalt (original)

I nattens mulm og mørke, starter vores historie
Nogen sir' i kirken, nogen sir' i et laboratorie
Ka' ikk' sige hvordan, men forælle hva' der skete
Den skæbnesvangre nat der ændrede det hele
Det startede ud med en helvedes masse råberier
Da første angreb skete 23.04
Det blev set fra anden sal af to gamle mennesker
Og gik ud over en 24-årig bartender
Marie Andersen blev antastet pludseligt
Men blev ikk' nervøs, tænkte at de bare solgte Hus Forbi
De hakkede tænderne i halsen på den fulde pige
Så ingen hørte da hun rallende råbte: «Politi»
Et par minutter senere fire kilometer væk
Havde semi kriminelle Dennis et punkteret dæk
Han var på vej ud for at lave et villaknæk
Da tre skikkelser fyrede en gaffel i hans fede æg
Herefter kom der flere og flere angreb
Ikk' ligesom rabies eller zombie agtige galskab
Mer' som alle hjemløse pludselig med et fast greb
Besluttede sig for at spise menneske kød med salat
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Før snakkede de kandidater og valgplakater
Men det sluttede den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Før snakkede de skattesager og halvårsplaner
Men det sluttede den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Helikopter over hustagene
Mens scenerne blev mer' og mer' brutale
I fronten af flokken der løb der nogle store karle
Med øjne som om at der var vanvid i deres blodbane
Flokken samledes inde ved Peblinge sø
Den knurren de havde i maven betød at mennesker sku' dø
I fronten fangede de, så der altid var nok mennesker
Nede bag ved testede de opskrifter
Som en middagsret, sjis kebab, smager som en milliard
Med en pumpet type der ligner hun dyrker idræt
Og ribben er bedst på en overvægtig mands person
Hvis den kan simre i et par timer i en Amarone
Militæret var på Dronning Louises bro lidt i to
Afventede ordrer for ikk' at løbe en risiko
Men da ingen kunne komme på med et rimeligt bud
Bad de gruppen om at skyde alle der så beskidte ud
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Før snakkede de kandidater og valgplakater
Men det sluttede den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Før snakkede de skattesager og halvårsplaner
Men det sluttede den dag de hjemløse blev kannibaler
Næste morgen ku' man læse dødstallet
Efter vi åbnede ild mod alle hjemløse i landet
230 skudt, halvdelen klarede den ikke
Et brev hos politiet forklarede det hele
Det var fra gruppen «Morgengry» der tog ansvaret
Og påstod de startede den her maskerade
Hvor deres medlemmer klædte sig som vagabonder
Trænet i at skære folk på et par sekunder
De gav de hjemløse LSD på kammerjunker
Før de serverede dem menneskekød i mange stumper
For Morgengry vidste når de hele kammede over
Ville politiet skyde vores svageste samfundsborgere
Og den slags spreder sig som ringe i en vandpyt
De var inspireret af en pige der gjorde noget sindssygt
Da hun sidste år sparkede til hele myretuen
Ved at sprænge sig selv i luften på forreste række til modeugen

(translation)

In the gloom and darkness of the night, our story begins
Someone sir in the church, some sir 'in a lab
Can 'ik' say how, but tell what's happened
The fateful night that changed it all
It started out with a hell of a lot of shouting
When the first attack happened 23.04
It was seen from the second floor by two old people
And went beyond a 24-year-old bartender
Marie Andersen was suddenly attacked
But did not get nervous, thought they were just selling House Past
They gritted their teeth into the throat of the drunk girl
So no one heard her shouting "Police"
A few minutes later four miles away
Had semi-criminal Dennis had a punctured tire
He was on his way out to make a villa crack
Then three figures fired a fork into his fat egg
Then came more and more attacks
Not like rabies or zombie-like madness
More 'like all homeless people suddenly with a firm grip
Decided to eat human flesh with salad
The day the homeless became cannibals
The day the homeless became cannibals
Before, they talked candidates and election posters
But it ended the day the homeless became cannibals
The day the homeless became cannibals
The day the homeless became cannibals
Before, they talked tax issues and half-year plans
But it ended the day the homeless became cannibals
Helicopter over rooftops
While the scenes became more 'and more' brutal
In front of the herd there ran some big guys
With eyes as if there was madness in their bloodstream
The herd gathered inside by Peblinge lake
The growl they had in their stomachs meant that people were going to die
In the front, they caught on, so there were always enough people
Down behind, they tested recipes
Like a dinner dish, chisel kebabs, taste like a billion
With a pumped type who looks like she does sports
And the ribs are best on an overweight man's person
If it can simmer for a few hours in an Amarone
The military was on Queen Louise's bridge a little in two
Pending orders so as not to run a risk
But since no one could come up with a reasonable bid
They asked the group to shoot everyone who looked dirty
The day the homeless became cannibals
The day the homeless became cannibals
Before, they talked candidates and election posters
But it ended the day the homeless became cannibals
The day the homeless became cannibals
The day the homeless became cannibals
Before, they talked tax issues and half-year plans
But it ended the day the homeless became cannibals
The next morning you could read the death toll
After we opened fire on all the homeless in the country
230 shots, half did not make it
A letter from the police explained it all
It was from the group «Morgengry» who took responsibility
And claimed they started this masquerade
Where their members dressed as vagabonds
Trained in cutting people in a matter of seconds
They gave the homeless LSD on chamber junks
Before they served them human flesh in many chunks
For Dawn knew when they all combed over
Would the police shoot our weakest citizens
And that kind of spreads like rings in a puddle
They were inspired by a girl who did something insane
When she kicked to the whole anthill last year
By blowing himself up in the air on the front row for fashion week