| I had a scrap with a sailor one night
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| We were both drunk
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| I said «Just because you’re a sailor, you think you’re a man, if you’re going
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| to report me, go ahead you little dick…»
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| And I fell off the stool
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| And I fell off the stool
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| I was fulla whisky, single cask
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| He went to the captain: «You better throw this guy out; |
| he must be some kind
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| of a phoney»
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| I had a scrap with a whore one night
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| We were both stoned
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| I said «Just because you’re a whore, you think you’re cute, if you’re going to
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| report me, go ahead you funny prick.»
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| And I fell off the stool
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| And I fell off the stool
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| I was fulla pot
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| She went to the holy pimp. |
| «You better check this guy out; |
| he must be some
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| kind of a phoney»
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| I had a scrap with a doctor one night
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| We were both drunk
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| I said «Just because you’re a doctor, you think you’re smart, if you’re going
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| to report me, go ahead you prick»
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| And I fell off the stool
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| And I fell off the stool
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| I was fulla goofballs
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| E went to the other doctor: «You better look this guy up; |
| he must be some kind
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| of a phoney»
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
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| Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra |