Lyrics of Victoria - Magnus Uggla

Victoria (original)

Ingen kan suga som min lilla fruga p klubbor och karamell,
Mala, stndigt tala I telefon var kvll.
Alltjmt lova frska att helt sluta rka utan ngot undantag,
Springa minst en slinga varje dag.
Om vi ska mysa ngon kvll och jag styr och kper gott och hyr,
En VHS!
Ja d somnar du tvrt till dess ingress.
Refr:
Ja ja, jag vet du r ingen Victoria
Ingen prinsessa alls.
Inte nn slt nglalik med gloria
Som aldrig nnsin ger hals.
Ja jag vet att du inte r nn smal och ntt en,
Bara en ordinr som gr p toaletten.
Just drfr det, tl jag var historia och lskar dig just som du r.
Vers:
Allt som du shoppar av kjolar och toppar,
Br finaste kvalitet.
Noga hngs sen slngs I vran lgenhet.
Har du lnat min bil r dr mera textil ibland talldoft och tobaksstank,
En P-bot och notoriskt snustorr tank.
Till var fest springs det I varuhus och letas drkt och blus,
Och rd korsett!
Fr den sista ensemblen har ju alla sett.
Refr:
Ja ja, jag vet du r ingen Victoria
Ingen prinsessa alls.
Inte nn slt nglalik med gloria
Som aldrig nnsin ger hals.
Ja jag vet att du ocks r rtt bred stjrten,
S att du somnar utan svrighet p rten.
Just drfr det, tl jag var historia och lskar dig just som du r.
Stick:
Nr du med lupp lagt en smakfull make-up,
Och ftt p din nya drkt,
D blir du den friska flkt,
D gr varje kille I spinn,
Och jag tnker stolt hon r min!
Refr:
Ja ja, jag vet du r ingen Victoria
Ingen prinsessa alls.
Inte nn slt nglalik med gloria
Som aldrig nnsin ger hals.
Fast det knns nd som jag gjort lyckoskottet,
Och att jag faktiskt lever jvligt nra slottet.
Just drfr det, tl jag var historia och lskar dig just som du r.
Du r ingen Victoria.
Du r ingen Victoria.

(translation)

Nobody can suck like my little wife on lollipops and caramel,
Grinding, constantly talking on the phone every night.
Always promise fresh to completely stop smoking without exception,
Run at least one loop every day.
If we are going to cozy up one evening and I manage and buy good and rent,
A VHS!
Yes, you fall asleep four to its preamble.
Ref:
Yes, yes, I know you're no Victoria
No princess at all.
Not nn slt nglalike with halo
Which never nnsin gives neck.
Yes, I know you're not skinny and thin,
Just an order number that goes to the toilet.
Just because of that, because I was history and love you just the way you are.
Verse:
Everything you shop for skirts and tops,
Br finest quality.
Carefully hung, then thrown into our room.
Have you borrowed my car is more textile sometimes pine scent and tobacco smell,
A P bot and notoriously dry tank.
For every party there is a run to department stores looking for dresses and blouses,
And rd corset!
Everyone has seen the last ensemble.
Ref:
Yes, yes, I know you're no Victoria
No princess at all.
Not nn slt nglalike with halo
Which never nnsin gives neck.
Yes, I know that you are also quite broad ass,
So that you fall asleep without difficulty on the floor.
Just because of that, because I was history and love you just the way you are.
Stick:
When you put on a tasteful make-up with a magnifying glass,
And put on your new dress,
Then you become the healthy refugee,
D gr every guy I spin,
And I proudly think she is mine!
Ref:
Yes, yes, I know you're no Victoria
No princess at all.
Not nn slt nglalike with halo
Which never nnsin gives neck.
Although it feels like I made the lucky shot,
And that I actually live very close to the castle.
Just because of that, because I was history and love you just the way you are.
You are no Victoria.
You are no Victoria.