| Ingen kan suga som min lilla fruga p klubbor och karamell,
| Nobody can suck like my little wife on lollipops and caramel,
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| Mala, stndigt tala I telefon var kvll.
| Grinding, constantly talking on the phone every night.
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| Alltjmt lova frska att helt sluta rka utan ngot undantag,
| Always promise fresh to completely stop smoking without exception,
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| Springa minst en slinga varje dag.
| Run at least one loop every day.
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| Om vi ska mysa ngon kvll och jag styr och kper gott och hyr,
| If we are going to cozy up one evening and I manage and buy good and rent,
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| En VHS!
| A VHS!
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| Ja d somnar du tvrt till dess ingress.
| Yes, you fall asleep four to its preamble.
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| Refr:
| Ref:
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| Ja ja, jag vet du r ingen Victoria
| Yes, yes, I know you're no Victoria
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| Ingen prinsessa alls.
| No princess at all.
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| Inte nn slt nglalik med gloria
| Not nn slt nglalike with halo
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| Som aldrig nnsin ger hals.
| Which never nnsin gives neck.
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| Ja jag vet att du inte r nn smal och ntt en,
| Yes, I know you're not skinny and thin,
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| Bara en ordinr som gr p toaletten.
| Just an order number that goes to the toilet.
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| Just drfr det, tl jag var historia och lskar dig just som du r.
| Just because of that, because I was history and love you just the way you are.
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| Vers:
| Verse:
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| Allt som du shoppar av kjolar och toppar,
| Everything you shop for skirts and tops,
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| Br finaste kvalitet.
| Br finest quality.
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| Noga hngs sen slngs I vran lgenhet.
| Carefully hung, then thrown into our room.
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| Har du lnat min bil r dr mera textil ibland talldoft och tobaksstank,
| Have you borrowed my car is more textile sometimes pine scent and tobacco smell,
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| En P-bot och notoriskt snustorr tank.
| A P bot and notoriously dry tank.
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| Till var fest springs det I varuhus och letas drkt och blus,
| For every party there is a run to department stores looking for dresses and blouses,
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| Och rd korsett!
| And rd corset!
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| Fr den sista ensemblen har ju alla sett.
| Everyone has seen the last ensemble.
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| Refr:
| Ref:
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| Ja ja, jag vet du r ingen Victoria
| Yes, yes, I know you're no Victoria
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| Ingen prinsessa alls.
| No princess at all.
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| Inte nn slt nglalik med gloria
| Not nn slt nglalike with halo
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| Som aldrig nnsin ger hals. | Which never nnsin gives neck. |
| Ja jag vet att du ocks r rtt bred stjrten,
| Yes, I know that you are also quite broad ass,
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| S att du somnar utan svrighet p rten.
| So that you fall asleep without difficulty on the floor.
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| Just drfr det, tl jag var historia och lskar dig just som du r.
| Just because of that, because I was history and love you just the way you are.
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| Stick:
| Stick:
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| Nr du med lupp lagt en smakfull make-up,
| When you put on a tasteful make-up with a magnifying glass,
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| Och ftt p din nya drkt,
| And put on your new dress,
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| D blir du den friska flkt,
| Then you become the healthy refugee,
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| D gr varje kille I spinn,
| D gr every guy I spin,
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| Och jag tnker stolt hon r min!
| And I proudly think she is mine!
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| Refr:
| Ref:
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| Ja ja, jag vet du r ingen Victoria
| Yes, yes, I know you're no Victoria
|
| Ingen prinsessa alls.
| No princess at all.
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| Inte nn slt nglalik med gloria
| Not nn slt nglalike with halo
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| Som aldrig nnsin ger hals.
| Which never nnsin gives neck.
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| Fast det knns nd som jag gjort lyckoskottet,
| Although it feels like I made the lucky shot,
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| Och att jag faktiskt lever jvligt nra slottet.
| And that I actually live very close to the castle.
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| Just drfr det, tl jag var historia och lskar dig just som du r.
| Just because of that, because I was history and love you just the way you are.
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| Du r ingen Victoria. | You are no Victoria. |
| Du r ingen Victoria. | You are no Victoria. |