
Date of issue: 26.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Normal Guy
Song language: English
Wtf Collective |
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me |
First on the mic, MC Confusing! |
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black |
It’s a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap |
I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks |
And I snack on towel racks then take a shit on your track |
Yeah you’re whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say |
But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay |
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste |
And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape |
Yo I’m MC Insecure, what’s up? |
I really don’t think that I’m good enough |
To be rhymin' on this track 'cause my lyrics suck |
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck |
It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse |
And now I got nothin' left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt |
(Ow! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle. |
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.) |
Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch |
Woke up 5 days ago lyin' in a ditch |
Didn’t know who I was, I couldn’t remember shit |
Apparently something happened that was tra-ma-tic |
I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them |
Seriously, I’m freakin' out, I can’t remember anything |
What’s my mothafuckin' name? |
(Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?) |
Yo I’m MC Public Urination, what what |
I take a fckin' piss on the fckin' sidewalk |
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c0ck |
And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch |
You other MCs can’t handle this shit |
You’re just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public |
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss |
Yo, fck that shit, I just whip out my dick |
Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that’s me |
Everytime I grab the mic I fckin' fall asleep |
I’m the guy who sings the chorus |
(It breaks up the song) |
My part is kinda boring |
(I wish that I could go home) |
But they’re payin' me to sing the chorus |
(And I really need the cash) |
'Cause I’m unemployed at the moment |
(Just moved back in with my dad) |
Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is |
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss |
She said «Let's go to your place, I’ll suck your dick.» |
I said, «Hell yeah bitch, that’s so ironic.» |
Yo I’m MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily |
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini |
You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies |
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity |
Which I didn’t really like 'cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen |
Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny |
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun |
You know who else was in that movie? |
O.J. |
Simpson |
Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that |
Wait, what was I sayin'? |
I think I got side-tracked |
Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 |
I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me |
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci |
Why did they have to make a 4th? |
They had a perfect trilogy |
MC Lethal Weapon 4, that’s me |
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 |
Although I agree that it is a ground-breakin' trilogy |
The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li |
Yo I’m MC Sh! |
t My Pants Frequently |
It usually happens when I’m walkin' down the street |
Or when I’m hangin' out with some fly ass hoes |
There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes |
Yo I’m the MC with the final verse |
I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard |
But mothafuckas, I don’t really have the time |
So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy |
I’m still singin' the chorus |
(Thank god wer’re almost done) |
I hate singin' the chorus |
(It's such a boring fuckin' job) |
I’m gonna take my 40 bucks |
(That's what they’re payin' me) |
And I’m gonna go get really drunk |
(Masterbate then go to sleep) |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Everyday Normal Guy 2 | 2009 |
Everyday Normal Guy | 2009 |
Show Me Your Genitals | 2009 |
I Kill People | 2010 |
F**K Everything | 2011 |
Everyday Normal Crew | 2009 |
Too Fast | 2009 |
Michael Jackson Is Dead | 2010 |
Sunday Afternoon | 2009 |
High As F%#k | 2009 |
2 Girls 1 Cup Song | 2009 |
Wtf Collective 2 | 2010 |
Stay At Home Dad | 2009 |
Pop Song | 2009 |
Cold Blooded Christmas | 2009 |
Listening to My Penis | 2010 |
Potty Training Song | 2009 |
Alone in the Universe | 2010 |
Wtf Collective 3 | 2012 |
Song For Britney | 2009 |