| Other rappers are comprehensible, not me
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| First on the mic, MC Confusing!
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| I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
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| It’s a fact, I got more rhymes than Zach Braff takin' a nap
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| I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks
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| And I snack on towel racks then take a shit on your track
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| Yeah you’re whack, 'cause everybody understands what you say
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| But when I get on the mic I make milk out of clay
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| And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
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| And I say karate pencil case then put it on tape
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| Yo I’m MC Insecure, what’s up?
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| I really don’t think that I’m good enough
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| To be rhymin' on this track 'cause my lyrics suck
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| All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
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| It took me 7 months to write the first part of my verse
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| And now I got nothin' left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt
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| (Ow! Ahh, I think I sprained my ankle.
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| You guys go ahead and finish the song without me.)
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| Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch
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| Woke up 5 days ago lyin' in a ditch
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| Didn’t know who I was, I couldn’t remember shit
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| Apparently something happened that was tra-ma-tic
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| I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them
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| Seriously, I’m freakin' out, I can’t remember anything
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| What’s my mothafuckin' name?
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| (Seriously, does anyone know what my name is?)
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| Yo I’m MC Public Urination, what what
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| I take a fckin' piss on the fckin' sidewalk
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| Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my c0ck
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| And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch
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| You other MCs can’t handle this shit
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| You’re just a little bitch, 'fraid to pee in public
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| You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
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| Yo, fck that shit, I just whip out my dick
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| Yo MC Fatigue, yeah that’s me
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| Everytime I grab the mic I fckin' fall asleep
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| I’m the guy who sings the chorus
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| (It breaks up the song)
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| My part is kinda boring
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| (I wish that I could go home)
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| But they’re payin' me to sing the chorus
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| (And I really need the cash)
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| 'Cause I’m unemployed at the moment
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| (Just moved back in with my dad)
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| Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is
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| Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
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| She said «Let's go to your place, I’ll suck your dick.»
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| I said, «Hell yeah bitch, that’s so ironic.»
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| Yo I’m MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
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| My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
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| You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies
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| Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
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| Which I didn’t really like 'cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen
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| Well I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny
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| But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
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| You know who else was in that movie? |
| O.J. |
| Simpson
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| Which is kinda weird knowin' what he did after that
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| Wait, what was I sayin'? |
| I think I got side-tracked
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| Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
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| I really liked those movies but the 4th disappointed me
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| Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci
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| Why did they have to make a 4th? |
| They had a perfect trilogy
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| MC Lethal Weapon 4, that’s me
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| I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3
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| Although I agree that it is a ground-breakin' trilogy
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| The 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li
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| Yo I’m MC Sh! |
| t My Pants Frequently
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| It usually happens when I’m walkin' down the street
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| Or when I’m hangin' out with some fly ass hoes
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| There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes
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| Yo I’m the MC with the final verse
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| I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
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| But mothafuckas, I don’t really have the time
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| So fuck that and go back to the chorus guy
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| I’m still singin' the chorus
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| (Thank god wer’re almost done)
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| I hate singin' the chorus
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| (It's such a boring fuckin' job)
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| I’m gonna take my 40 bucks
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| (That's what they’re payin' me)
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| And I’m gonna go get really drunk
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| (Masterbate then go to sleep) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Wtf Collective , by - Jon LaJoie. Song from the album I Kill People, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп