Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Very Super Famous, artist - Jon LaJoie. Date of issue: 26.03.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Very Super Famous |
| In the planet of the Earth I am the most famous person of the world |
| Everybody knows who I am, even the people who don’t know who I am |
| Because… |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous |
| You are not, so you are shit |
| All around the world, people know who I am |
| Even in the Chinese countries like Japan |
| North, South, East, West, to East |
| I make their panties wet like basements in New Orleans |
| In the France language, girls say, «Montre-moi tes génitaux!» |
| Spanish girls also say things, but I don’t know |
| What they’re talking about 'cause I don’t speak Spanish at all |
| But they’re probably talking about how my penis is super not-small |
| I led the Vaginist Revolution in Russia |
| They call me the Cockadile Hunter in Australia |
| Wait, that sounds like I hunt penises--I don’t; |
| I do chicks |
| In Iraq they found WMD’s--Women on My Dick |
| I’m Osama Bin-Semen, the vaginal terrorist |
| On 69/11, I took down two chicks |
| And a third girl inexplicably collapsed on her own |
| Sorry, I just watched «Loose for Change,"the pornspiracy video |
| German girls devour my franksquirter in Germany |
| I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea |
| By that, I mean I had sex with a girl on her period--that's right |
| I don’t mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight |
| In England, the girls ask me to be or not to be |
| The person who will take their anal virginity |
| I always do, but I still make sure to use a condom |
| 'Cause my sperm’s so famous it could make you pregnant in your bum |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous |
| You are not, so you are shit |
| If a lot of people know who you are, it means you’re a talented artist |
| In order to be super-famous, you have to be the most smartest |
| When I’m on the red carpets or at celebrity parties |
| Fat kids are on my dick like hot bitches on Smarties |
| More people know me than there are people on the Earth |
| In all the thousands of countries people are singin' my words |
| Even in the countries where people die 'cause they’re so poor |
| They save up to buy my album instead of going to the grocery store |
| 'Cause I’m more famous than food--that's right, you heard me |
| More people know me than there are people who know how to eat |
| I’m more famous than mountains, I’m more famous than watches |
| And if you wanna hang with me, make sure your panties are crotchless |
| I’m like Lee Harvey Oswald, I shoot really fast |
| All over your face until your head flies back |
| Back, back and to the left, back, back and to the left |
| For your safety, wear a helmet and a semen-proof vest |
| Yeah, the Eiffel Tower is a lot like my dick |
| It’s big and it stings when soap gets inside the tip |
| My sex moves are like the movie «Die Hard With A Vengeance» |
| They’re awesome… and Jeremy Irons is a good bad guy |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous |
| You are not, so you are shit |
| The girls up North wanna get all up in my butt |
| 'Cause even though I’m Canadian, I’m more famous than Canada |
| I’ll light a dick-fire to warm up your cold vagina-hands |
| Then I’ll cover you in white like the Klu-Klux Klan |
| All the Mexicans love me down in South America |
| From Colombia to Brazil all the way to Algeria |
| I’m Che Vagina, I liberate girls from oppressive pants |
| I’m Fidel Asstro, the Dictator of Ass |
| I’m Sodomy Hussein, the King of Being Hung |
| I’m Queen Ejizzabeth, I wear a crown of cum |
| I’m President Hard-as-a-Rock Obama |
| I’m reforming the health care system--wait, that wasn’t sexual… |
| Proparopzzi follows me every day of my life |
| I’m like Princess Diana except I am alive |
| I’m like AIDS, everyone has heard of me |
| I’m Happiest Inside Vagina, I got HIV |
| I’m on the cover of magazines, the headline of the newspaper |
| Reads, «Hide Your Daughter! |
| MC Vagina’s Gonna Rape Her!» |
| Whoa, whoa, what? |
| I, I didn’t write that |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous, a lot of people know I exist |
| I am very super-famous, super-famous, super-famous (BITCH!) |
| Very super-famous |
| You are not, so you are shit |
| Aw yeah, fame is like a tree: It helps you get pussy |
| For all you French ladies out there, «Le feu sur le cheval était brisée… |
| Bitches.» |
| I’m outta here, I’m going to a party with other famous people like Puff Diddy |
| and Brad Pitts |
| Peace off! |