Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cold Blooded Christmas, artist - Jon LaJoie. Album song You Want Some of This?, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 29.01.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Normal Guy
Song language: English
Cold Blooded Christmas |
It was late at night on christmas eve |
I was dreaming of the soft white snow (white snow) |
I was awoken by a noise near the christmas tree |
What it was I did not know |
It was santa claus, he was bringing me some gifts |
Unfortunately I did not know that (I didn’t know) |
So I quietly snuck up behind him |
And I shot him five times in the back |
It went «bow, bow, bow, bow, bow» |
He said «what the fuck — ow, ow, ow» |
Then I shot him three more times in the head |
Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead |
That’s when I noticed his blood-soaked beard |
And his red suit filled with bullet holes (oh, oh) |
I said «Oh my god, I killed santa claus — |
I’m not going to jail for this asshole» (Hell no) |
So I went do my shed and I got my saw |
And I started to chopedy, chop, chop (chop, chop, chop) |
I started with his arms, then his legs, then his head |
And then the torso was a really long job |
And the blood went spurt, spurt, spurt |
It was really hard work, work, work |
It was hard cutting through his spine |
I must have vomited 16 times |
I burned all the pieces in my fireplace |
The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose |
11 hours later there was nothing left |
Then thats when I heared my telephone |
It was aunty Gene looking for uncle Bob |
She said he left the house dressed as santa claus |
But he didn’t come home last night |
«Have you seen him, god I hope he’s allright» |