Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song F**K Everything, artist - Jon LaJoie. Date of issue: 04.09.2011
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
F**K Everything |
| Yo. |
| All the rappers claim to not give a fuck |
| Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible |
| What?! |
| (I don’t a give a fuck…) |
| About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what |
| (I don’t give a fuck…) |
| I literally don’t give a fuck about anything |
| I don’t give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything |
| People care about shit, I say fuck everything |
| Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun |
| I don’t need heat or Vitamin D! |
| And fuck toasters, I don’t need to cook my bread |
| And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead |
| And fuck roosters, with their useless cockadoodledoo |
| We invented alarm clocks. |
| We no longer need you |
| Don’t give a fuck about chairs. |
| I prefer to stand |
| And fuck air conditioners — I got a ceiling fan |
| And fuck the the movie the fan, starring Wesley Snipes |
| Demolition man’s the only Snipes movie i liked |
| And fuck liking shit. |
| I don’t even like the stuff that I like |
| Don’t give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don’t like |
| Like tissues. |
| Fuck them! |
| I blow my nose on the couch |
| And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth |
| Don’t give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes |
| Fuck visual perception yo, I’d rather be blind |
| Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke |
| And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most |
| And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land |
| And fuck boats, just because you float you think you’re so fucking bad |
| And fuck jokes, I don’t need to be funny all the time |
| My dog has a tumor and he’s probably gonna die, but… |
| (I don’t a give a fuck…) |
| About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what |
| (I don’t give a fuck…) |
| I literally don’t give a fuck about anything |
| Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup |
| The girl says «small, medium, large?» |
| I say «bitch I don’t give a fuck» |
| She said «I can’t process your order if you don’t pick a size» |
| I said «fine, I’ll take a large, but I still don’t give a fuck, alright?» |
| Don’t give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker |
| And I don’t give a fuck about liquids either |
| They’re all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place |
| Like human semen when I get it all over my face |
| I’m not gay, I just don’t give a fuck about straight sex |
| And fuck my dick, I’ll pee and cum out of my mouth instead |
| Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body |
| I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote |
| I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night |
| I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright |
| I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday |
| Cause I’m on the right track baby, I was born this way |
| And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch |
| Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick |
| Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way |
| Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays |
| If I want ice I’ll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag |
| Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag |
| You know what? |
| Fuck the word fuck, I don’t need to use it |
| I’ll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus |
| (I don’t a give a chainsaw…) |
| About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what |
| (I don’t give a chainsaw…) |
| I literally don’t give a chainsaw about anything |
| If there was a contest to see who doesn’t give a fuck the most |
| I wouldn’t win cause I don’t give a fuck about winning yo |
| I don’t even give a fuck about not giving a fuck |
| So I do give a fuck… wait, what? |
| (I give a fuck…) |
| About everything, I love everyone and care about everything |
| (I give a fuck…) |
| I literally care about every motherfucking thing |