| MC Confusing back in this bitch
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| With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
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| I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits
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| And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
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| And you don’t understand it, 'cause you’re not supposed to
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| Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
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| And I’m gonna leave soon, but first I need to
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| Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2
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| Yo, I’m MC Historical Inaccuracy
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| I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
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| I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank’s Diary
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| Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
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| I’m like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus
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| And Abe Lincoln’s suicide was the theme for my thesis
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| Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea
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| Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
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| I’m MC Don’t Know How to Pluralize Word
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| I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
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| When there’s more than one of something you’re supposed to pluralize
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| But I never learned that through all the year I’ve been alive
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| Hello, I’m MC Canadian Stereotype
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| I’m about to get started, so let me get off the ice
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| But I don’t want any trouble, and I am always polite
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| Now let’s hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like
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| But first I’ll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
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| Et j’vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu’ici on est bilingue
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| Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee
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| Let’s go to the hospital, don’t worry, here in Canada it’s free, eh
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| MC Fatigue, did you miss me
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| I’ll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee
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| I’ll try to get through my verse, but I really don’t know
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| I drank that coffee about five minutes ago
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| (snoring)
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| They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus
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| I haven’t found a fucking job yet so I gotta do this bullshit
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| (I can’t take it, I’m done)
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| I don’t think I can sing another fucking chorus
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| I think I’m gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
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| (I think my dad has a gun)
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| I’m MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
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| 15 miles per hour is their average speed
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| A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day
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| Just because I know a lot about bees doesn’t mean that I’m gay
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| I’m also MC In the Closet Homosexual
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| I hide it 'cause it’s easier to be heterosexual
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| We can’t even get married in most states here in America
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| It’s fucked up
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| Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada
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| I’m MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
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| Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
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| Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight
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| Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane
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| I’m MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
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| I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic
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| And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse
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| Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course
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| (woah)
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| I’m MC Extremely Politically Correct
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| I disagree with the previous MC’s lyrical content
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| It’s offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
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| Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
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| Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song
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| One was enough, we didn’t need a sequel Jon
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| Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
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| But for now let’s end this stupid song with a suicide
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| This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus
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| My dad’s gun was in his closet and I’m gonna end this bullshit
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| (I had a good run)
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| I’m gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus
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| Sayonara and farewell, I guess I’ll see you all in hell
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| (Four, three, two, one) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Wtf Collective 2 , by - Jon LaJoie. Song from the album I Kill People, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп