| You want some more of this, bitch?
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| Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman
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| I was walking down the street just the other day
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| I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
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| "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" |
| is what I wanted to say
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| But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
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| So I put my head down, and I just walked away
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| I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
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| Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
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| Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
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| Yo, what can I say? |
| It's just a day in my life
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| I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
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| To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
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| Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
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| I'm from a lower-middle class family
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| Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
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| I have good memories from my childhood, bitch
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| My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch
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| I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
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| Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
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| And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
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| About ten times a day, man, all year long
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| My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it
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| Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic
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| (Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you)
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| Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye
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| Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die
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| Yo, I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy
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| Sticks and stones break my bones
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| But it's the words that make me cry
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| Like that time in grade three
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| When a girl called me Stupid Face
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| She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face?
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| Is my face stupid? |
| How's that even possible?
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| A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible
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| Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it
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| Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better
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| (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)
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| I like red peppers better than the green ones
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| Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
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| Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker
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| Go, go, go, go, go shorty
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| It's your birthday
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| Go party like it's your birthday
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| I wasn't invited, but it's okay
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| I'll just stay at home, and play some video games |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Everyday Normal Guy 2 , by - Jon LaJoie. Song from the album You Want Some of This?, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп