| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| Other songs are good, even some are really good
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| But they are not the best songs ever made in the world
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| It has a lot of good beats and a lot of good singing
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| And the music is so good, even scientists don’t know what it is
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| You can listen to it anywhere, on a bike or on a different bike
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| You can dance to it any time, in the morning or with your arms
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| You can also dance to it at other times, like at lunch
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| What are you gonna have for lunch? |
| I’m gonna have two soups
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| If you already haven’t noticed, soup is my favorite food
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| I also really like my watch, and my favorite song is this song
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| Other songs make people dance, like Beyonce and Eminems
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| But they are not the best songs ever made in the world
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| If you like listening to songs with your ears, well this is the song for you
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| You can listen to it while you jog or while you’re running away from cars
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| My friend who is a mail man even likes this song
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| I guess a lot of mail gets delivered here, cause he stands on this corner a lot
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| If you like eating sandwiches, you’ll probably like this song
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| Because just like sandwiches, this song is not made out of glass
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| A glass sandwich, that would be gross, I’ll just stick with soup
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| Did I mention soup’s my favorite food? |
| …Oh yeah, I did
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| Other songs have different instruments, like a guitar or a girl
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| But they are not the best songs ever made in the world
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| If you like this song a lot, say that you like it a lot
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| I like it a lot
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| And if you think this song is the best, have a bowl of soup with me
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| (slurping) Oh boy, that is good soup
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| And if you think this song is the best in the world, have a second bowl of soup
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| with me
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| (slurping) That is also good soup
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| Ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you, I don’t even like soup
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| But you though I did, ha ha ha ha, oh boy
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| I’m so good at tricking people into thinking that I like soup
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| Ever since my whole family got drowned, it’s my favorite thing to do
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| This is the best song ever made in the world
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| Also my best friend got killed when he got hit with a snake
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| But this is the best song ever made in the world |