Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Too Fast, artist - Jon LaJoie. Album song You Want Some of This?, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хопToo Fast |
| I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest, |
| I can stay underwater for 5 minutes on a single breath |
| When I focus my mind I always reach my goal, |
| But there’s one thing I can not control |
| I cum too fast, |
| I cum too fast, |
| A couple strokes and my erection is uh thing of the past. |
| I cum too fast, |
| I cum too fast, |
| Sometimes its even game over before I take off my pants. |
| I’ve read all the articles and I’ve tried every trick, |
| Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates and about smith |
| If the girl’s on top sometimes I’ll last a minute or two, |
| If we doggy style, oh man I’m screwed |
| I cum too fast, |
| I cum too fast, |
| I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap. |
| I cum too fast, |
| I cum too fast, |
| I swear I’ll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft. |
| Ohh ohh ohh… |
| Awww. |
| dammit. |
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