| I have to stop listening to my penis
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| Listening to my penis
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| I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis
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| I should be studying and working hard
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| My future depends on this, this is bizarre
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| Why am I standing in this noisy club
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| Where people are «Hey, what the fuck»
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| This doesn’t make sense, I hate this place
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| 12 dollar drinks and a shitty DJ
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| Obnoxious douchebags and easy girls
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| Oh yeah, that’s why I’m here, the easy girls
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| I can’t believe that it has come to this
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| Doing all this just to cum is ridiculous
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| I know I sound sexist, but I’m a feminist
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| But the problem is my dick is an idiot
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| When it comes to arguments, he always wins
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| Rationality can not compete with orgasms
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| I lost my train of thought, this girl’s so hot
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| Oh here I go again, I have to stop
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| Listening to my penis
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| Listening to my penis
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| I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis
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| I hate this girl, why am I talking to her?
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| She’s a horrible person but my mind’s a blur
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| 'Cause she’s wearing a skirt and a push-up bra
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| God damn her in that push-up bra
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| My mind keeps telling me to walk away
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| «Jon, just go home and masturbate
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| Don’t waste your money and your time
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| With this really dissing girl
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| That you don’t even like»
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| But my dick is like «Hey! |
| I’m here to stay!
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| You’re gonna do everything that I say! |
| First get her drunk
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| It will be easier. |
| And if she wants to dance
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| Then fucking dance with her»
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| But I hate this music and I hate dancing
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| And there’s no way I can afford all these drinks
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| «Hey! |
| Do what you have to do to get me inside!
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| You know very well you won’t win this fight»
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| So five minutes later I’m on the dance floor
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| Dancing to Kesha and I hate that hoe
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| And I hate myself and I hate my cock
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| It’s hard as a rock and I have to stop
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| Listening to my penis
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| Listening to my penis
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| I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis
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| Stumble out of the bar, it’s 2 in the morning
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| Dead on the inside but still horny
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| So I try to get this girl back to her place
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| But she says she’s hungry so I have to wait
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| Now I’m in a diner, it’s almost 3
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| She’s talking about her captive reality tv
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| I really should just go home and go to sleep
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| But the goddamn cleavage is staring right at me
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| And I just wanna spend a little time in there
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| Which reminds me of a flow by Voltaire
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| Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung
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| And I have been singing a lot since I have begun
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| Listening to my penis
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| Listening to my penis
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| I swear I would be a genius ff I stopped listening to my penis
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| So I’m back at her place 4 AM, finally play time begins
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| All my hard work is about to pay off
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| But all of a sudden there is a knock on her door
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| She starts to freak out
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| She tells me she thought her boyfriend was out of town
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| He kicks the door down, I jump out the window
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| I didn’t even have the time to grab my clothes
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| So I’m running like a motherfucker down the street
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| Fully erect and still horny
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| I finally give in, this has to stop
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| So I hide in some bushes and I start to jerk off
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| I’m almost done when I see flashing lights
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| A squad car appears right out of the night
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| I try to run and that’s when I cum
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| Surrounded by cops at the break of dawn
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| See, this is what happens when you listen to your dick
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| You become an irrational insane prick
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| Now I’m sitting the cell, ashamed and naked
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| How the fuck am I gonna explain this to my wife and kid?
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| Listening to my penis
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| Listening to my penis
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| I swear I would be a genius if I stopped listening to my penis |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Listening to My Penis , by - Jon LaJoie. Song from the album I Kill People, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп