| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| And my sexual performances are average
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| I work at customer service for a phone company
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| I make 12 bucks an hour but that’s all I need
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| I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
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| I don’t go out too much I like to watch TV
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| I cant afford a car I use public transportation
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| I don’t mind I read 'til I reach my destination
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| Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
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| The amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
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| And i am not very good with the women
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| I’m a pretty shy person and I’m average looking
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| Last time I had sex was in 2003
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| And I am ashamed to admit but it wasn’t free
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| And I get scared when I go see the dentist
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| I’m the «Pauly Shore"of everyday life
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| Easily forgettable and I am not very liked
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| I have an «According to Jim"personality
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| I’m as entertaining as a fucking STD
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| If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
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| Because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
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| I’ll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
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| Honestly I probably wont fight back
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| And I don’t have many friends that would back me up
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| My friend Steve would but he doesn’t look very tough
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| If you rarely get laid put your hands up
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| If you’re not well paid put your hands up
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| If you got a pet cat put your hands up
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| And if you got a bad back put your hands up
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| I like the show «Greys Anatomy"Mother Fucka
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| I am just a regular everyday normal guy…
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| And I am pretty good at making paper planes |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Everyday Normal Guy , by - Jon LaJoie. Song from the album You Want Some of This?, in the genre Иностранный рэп и хип-хоп