Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Best Christmas Song, artist - Jon LaJoie. Date of issue: 27.11.2012
Song language: English
The Best Christmas Song |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| If you don’t believe me, well you should believe me |
| 'Cause this is the best Christmas song, so listen to it now |
| Christmas is my favorite Christmastime of the year |
| Bells are jiggling and the angels are making Jesus |
| It’s a silent night except for my neighbor’s washing machine |
| It’s very loud; |
| that’s why I’m wearing my second-favorite earmuffs |
| Santa Claus is coming, so you better be naughty or nice |
| He has a beard so you can’t even see his neck |
| He flies around with horses that have branches on their ears |
| 'Cause there are no earmuffs in the North Pole; |
| there are only trees |
| He brings presents to the kids, but he doesn’t wear mittens |
| Probably because they make his hands very itchy |
| Leave Santa milk and cookies so he can have a snack |
| It’ll be easy for him to pick them up 'cause he won’t have mittens on his hands |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| Other Christmas songs don’t even talk about Christmas stuff |
| But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now |
| Santa comes in from the chimney, so don’t block it with a mattress |
| And if you don’t have a chimney, make one out of a mattress |
| Santa, what is the present you’re gonna put in my tree this year? |
| I hope it’s not the shoes that I already have |
| I already have those shoes, so that’s not a very good present |
| A better present would be to make my family still alive |
| Or a bicycle; |
| that would be good, too |
| Also, can you move your beard? |
| I want to see what your neck looks like |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| Mittens aren’t even a super important thing |
| But this is the best Christmas song, so keep listening to it now |
| Everybody do the Christmas arms |
| Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, arms |
| Everybody do the Christmas face |
| Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, face |
| Everybody do the Christmas talking |
| A-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra, talking |
| Everybody don’t put mittens on |
| No mittens, no mittens, no mittens, no |
| Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I tricked you to not putting mittens on |
| Now your hands are cold; |
| that was my Christmas trick |
| Another trick I like to do is I give people chocolate |
| And I’d say «Happy Easter,"and they’d say «What? It’s not even Easter!» |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| This is the best Christmas song that ever existed |
| Maybe Santa’s neck is a different color or something |
| But this is the best Christmas song, and now it’s finished |