Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song One Thing, artist - Jon LaJoie. Date of issue: 21.06.2021
Song language: English
One Thing |
| I’m finally vaccinated, I can barely believe it |
| We’re not through it just yet but we’re beginning to see the light |
| They’re saying I can go outside, get back to my regular life |
| It’s a miracle, I’m so grateful we’re getting to the other side |
| But as we turn the corner there’s something I’m ashamed to admit |
| There’s one thing about the pandemic I am going to miss |
| I’m gonna miss having the best excuse |
| To not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd |
| I’m gonna miss being able to say, «Dude |
| I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot» |
| On top of it, I lied and told him over and over |
| That I couldn’t wait for this whole thing to be over |
| So we could get together and finally hang out |
| And now that we’re both vaccinate that time is now |
| Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, what a privilege to be vaccinate |
| But he still quotes Austin Powers all the time, need I say more? |
| He only buys jeans with holes in them, his favorite movie is 300 |
| And he’s always giving shitty advice you didn’t ask for |
| (I'm not doing so well, I really miss my dog, dude |
| You know what would help? |
| Paleo diet) |
| Again, I’m so grateful we’re finally getting through this |
| But he like references Reservoir Dogs to justify why he never tips |
| (It's like what Mr. Pink says |
| Why should I tip just because society tells me I have to? |
| Oh, Jesus Christ) |
| I’m gonna miss having the best excuse |
| To not have to hang out with my annoying friend Todd |
| I’m gonna miss being able to say, «Dude |
| I wish we could kick it but the government says we cannot» |
| What a beautiful gift in the end |
| To have the luxury to once again |
| Be really fucking annoyed |
| By our friends |