Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Nine to Five, artist - Jon LaJoie. Album song I Kill People, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 26.12.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Normal Guy
Song language: English
Nine to Five |
What’s a nine to five office job? |
That sounds exactly like what I want |
Young man, that is one party |
You may not be able to handle |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Monday to Friday live |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Cubicles and neon lights |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Stay till six, get overtime |
Nine to five, nine to five |
We motherfucking love our lives |
Wake up in the morning at six |
Breakfast with the wife and kids |
Pack yourself a lunch, a ham sandwich |
A juice box and carrot sticks |
Cafeteria food is expensive |
It may not fit into your budget |
Hop on the bus, public transit |
Or carpool for the environment |
Leave early in case there is traffic |
Bring a news paper or your favourite music |
John Mayer, Tim McGraw and Styx |
And Jon Bon Jovi’s greatest hits |
Get to work at eight fifty five |
Five minutes early, so you have the time |
To pour yourself a coffee and say 'Hi' |
To your coworkers, «Good morning, guys!» |
Talk about the shows that were on last night |
Or a sports event, if you’re a guy |
The boss walks in and says |
«Look at the time, everybody get to work, it is nine» |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Bathroom break at 11:05 |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Quality chairs that support the spine |
Nine to five, nine to five |
External calls, make sure to press nine |
Nine to five, nine to five |
We motherfucking love our lives |
Photo copiers, fax machines |
And casual Fridays, you get to wear jeans (Yay!) |
How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work |
On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts |
Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day |
Who said an office job wasn’t a part-e |
Health insurance, paid sick days |
Bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays |
Jill’s muffins are always a hit |
«What's the recipe Jill?» |
«They're from Costco…» |
«Still, good choice.» |
«Yeah, good choice, they’re nice and squishy.» |
Staplers, keyboards, calculations |
Work-related conversations |
«Hey, did you get my work-related email?» |
«Yes, I got your work-related email.» |
«Your Tron screensaver’s really rad.» |
«Thanks, I like your Star Wars mouse pad.» |
«It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday.» |
Clock strikes five, it’s the end of the work day |
Home by six, in bed by ten |
Wake up and do it all over again |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Why do I always feel like crying? |
Nine to five, nine to five |
This is not what I dreamt of as a child |
Nine to five, nine to five |
Everyday someone commits suicide |
Nine to five, nine to five |
We motherfucking hate our lives |