Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Merry Christmas Exclamation Point, artist - Jon LaJoie.
Date of issue: 20.01.2014
Song language: English
Merry Christmas Exclamation Point |
You’re the dude from high school I see at the gym |
Or a friend of a friend, or a second cousin |
You’re a co-worker I sometimes eat lunch with |
You’re one of my many acquaintances |
You know Christmas is about spending time with friends and family |
But just because you’re not in one of those 2 categories |
Doesn’t mean that I won’t still do something special for you |
Cause Christmas is about giving |
So here’s what I’ll do |
I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text) |
I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text) |
I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text) |
I’m gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point, and then press send |
Maybe I’ll just copy and paste it (From a previous text) |
Well it’s only two words, I might as well just type it (Less complicated) |
If you’re thinking of calling me to thank me, oh please don’t (That's not how |
this works) |
Texting is as far as this relationship goes (And keep your response brief) |
I have way more important people in my life, you’re not even in the top fifty |
It’s not that I don’t care about you, well yeah I don’t really care about you |
But, doesn’t mean that I won’t still do, something special for you |
Cause Christmas is about giving |
So here’s what I’ll do |
I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text) |
I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text) |
I’m gonna send you a Christmas text (Christmas text, Christmas text) |
I’m gonna type Merry Christmas exclamation point, and then press send |
I don’t care enough to call, but I don’t not care enough to do nothing, all |
I don’t care enough to call, but I don’t not care enough to do nothing, all |
So I’ll type Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send |
Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send |
Merry Christmas exclamation point and then press send |
And to all of my non-Christian friends, I will text you: «Hey, dude what’s goin |
on? |
We should totes hang next week». |