Lyrics of Fedt Når Jeg Rapper - humme & Solo Solito, Pede B, Jøden

Fedt Når Jeg Rapper (original)

Vi drikker Gul Gajol og snakker om hiphop
Kæh-lo-kæh
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt
Det' så dumt
Yo
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg swagger cappen af dig (Kæh-lo-kæh)
Hører ikk' noget som helst af hvad du sagde
Om hvem du er, hvem du kender
Hvad du hedder, hvad du ga'
For dine ringe, for din crib, for dine sko eller for din nye slæde
Prøv lige at shhh, lad mig rap' i stedet
For det' meget sødt når du siger, du studerer
Prøv lige at hold' den der
Kan du ikke se at du distraherer
Det' fedt når jeg rapper
Dumt når du snakker
Det' så dumt når du scorer
Det' så fedt når jeg maccer
På min rap rappe linjer om at være rapper rapper
Hele dagen, dagen, dagen
Kom og mød en rigtig rapper
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det så fedt
Det så dumt
Det så fedt
Du' det menneskelige svar på et afbrudt sammenlege
Så når du taler scanner folk lokalet efter brandveje
Hvis jeg ikk' havde hænder vil jeg ikk' gå med handsker
Hvis jeg havde det du har vil' jeg ikk' være rapper
Dine pointer er så tynde de blir' bashet til fastelavn
Så din bog kommer ikk' til at sælge som Dan Brown
Men til at ku' ta' fat i kraven på hver et rapnavn
Og smide vedkommende ned til de andre i massegraven
Men ydmygheden den er stendød
Folk tror de vinder, hvis de møder op ligesom Obama ved IOC mødet
Fucking tøffelhelte
Læg mig på et track, og ingen kan fucke med det her, dansk raps kyskhedsbælte
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det så fedt
Det så dumt
Det så fedt
Kæh-lo-kæh
Det' så fedt, så fedt
Fedt, fedte fedt fedt
Dumt, så dumt
Dumt, dum dum dumt
Hvorfor står du der og snakker når der ikk' er nogen der klapper
Hvis du lukker må jeg heller' rappe for dig
Rap rap rap, okay det var for sjov
Men sådan lyder det når klokken den er ni imorgen
Hænger med mine venner for så snakker vi om rap
Og hvem vi næste gang vil myrde på et track
Vi fortæller om os selv og dem vi synes er rigtig wack
Men vi glemmer hvad du hedder, så det gør vi egentlig ikk'
Du nytter ikk' så meget så jeg lytter ikk' på dig
Vil heller' flirte med et spejl for du ligner en grafikfejl
Men du må gerne blive hængende-nene
Du' bare ikke særlig spændende-nene
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det så fedt
Det så dumt
Det så fedt
Kæh-lo-kæh
Det' så fedt når jeg leger dum pappa med min tusindlapper
Det' så dumt når du tror du' en fed rapper
Sesam sesam luk din røv som Ali Baba
Du går op og ned som trapper når du bapper
Så hej makker, jeg svinger som en haymaker
Jeg har pølsen som Carl Stecker
Du har ingen som et par lebber
Det' så dumt når du snakker ligesom chip og chapper
Om du sipper gibbernakker, det' så fedt når jeg drikker bajer
Det' så dumt du ikk' ligger tighter
Det ka' jeg ikk' bebrejde dig
Michael Jøden, jeg' så flink, jeg' en spejder
Hele dagen når jeg snakker om mig selv
Lige så fucking selvoptaget når du snakker om dig selv
Så shh
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det' så fedt når jeg rapper
Det' så dumt når du snakker
Det så fedt
Det så dumt
Det så fedt
Kæh-lo-kæh
Det' så fedt, så fedt
Fedt, fedte fedt fedt
Dumt, så dumt
Dumt, dum dum dumt

(translation)

We drink Yellow Gajol and talk about hip hop
Kæh-lo-kæh
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool
It's so stupid
Yo
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I swagger the cap off you (Kæh-lo-kæh)
Do not hear any of what you said
About who you are, who you know
What you're called, what you gave '
For your rings, for your crib, for your shoes or for your new sled
Just try to shhh, let me rap 'instead
For it 'very sweet when you say you study
Just try to keep it there
Can not see that you are distracting
It's cool when I rap
Stupid when you talk
It's so stupid when you score
It's so cool when I maccer
On my rap rap lines about being a rapper rapper
Whole days, days, days
Come and meet a real rapper
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It looked cool
That looked stupid
It looked cool
You 'the human response to an interrupted intercourse
So when you talk, people scan the room for fire routes
If I did not have hands, I would not go with gloves
If I had what you have 'I will not' be a rapper
Your points are so thin they are 'bashed to Lent
So your book is not going to sell like Dan Brown
But to be able to 'grab' the collar of each a rap name
And throw that person down to the others in the mass grave
But the humility it is stone dead
People think they will win if they show up just like Obama at the IOC meeting
Fucking slipper heroes
Put me on a track, and no one can fuck with this, Danish rap rap's chastity belt
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It looked cool
That looked stupid
It looked cool
Kæh-lo-kæh
It's so fat, so fat
Fat, fat fat fat
Stupid, so stupid
Stupid, stupid stupid stupid
Why are you standing there talking when no one is clapping?
If you close, I'll have to rap for you, too
Rap rap rap, okay it was for fun
But that's how it sounds when it's nine o'clock tomorrow
Hang out with my friends because then we'll talk about rap
And who next time we will murder on a track
We talk about ourselves and those we think are really wack
But we forget what your name is, so we do not really '
You do not use 'so much so I do not listen' to you
Would rather 'flirt with a mirror because you look like a graphics error
But you're welcome to hang in there
You're just not very exciting
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It looked cool
That looked stupid
It looked cool
Kæh-lo-kæh
It's so cool when I play stupid dad with my thousand bucks
It's so stupid when you think you're a fat rapper
Sesame sesame close your ass like Ali Baba
You go up and down stairs when you bap
So hey mate, I swing like a haymaker
I have the sausage like Carl Stecker
You have no one like a pair of lips
It's so stupid when you talk like chip and chapper
If you sip gibberish, it's so fat when I drink beers
It's so stupid you do not 'lies tighter
I can not blame you for that
Michael Jew, I'm so nice, I'm a scout
All day long when I talk about myself
Just as fucking self-absorbed when talking about yourself
So shh
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It's so cool when I rap
It's so stupid when you talk
It looked cool
That looked stupid
It looked cool
Kæh-lo-kæh
It's so fat, so fat
Fat, fat fat fat
Stupid, so stupid
Stupid, stupid stupid stupid