Translation of the song lyrics Learning Deutsch - Extrabreit

Learning Deutsch (original)

Of course you know der Kindergarten,
and you may have heard of Blitzkrieg,
perhaps you´re a Besatzungskind,
and Mami´s kleiner Liebling.
Kohl is some kind of vegetable
where Sauerkraut is made of.
Der Kanzler don´t like to learn English,
so here is Lesson One:
Learnig Deutsch
is so terrible.
Learnig Deutsch,
es ist hart.
Ach, wenn der tongue is breakin´,
you´ve got perfect pronounciation,
so turn it all around and start to talk.
Learning Deutsch.
You brought us der Chewing Gum, democracy and Pershing
We brought you der Daimler Benz and the idea of Endsieg.
Now while you´re so close to the edge,
please answer my urgent call.
Wir küssen uns, wir küssen uns, als wär´s das letzte Mal.
Learning Deutsch!
Say Motorherz!
Say Stahlbanane!
JaJaJa!
NeinNeinNein!
Dankeschön!

(translation)

Of course you know the kindergarten,
and you may have heard of Blitzkrieg,
perhaps you´re a crew child,
and Mommy's little darling.
Cabbage is some kind of vegetable
where sauerkraut is made of.
The Chancellor don't like to learn English,
so here is Lesson One:
Learn German
is so terrible.
Learn German,
Its hard.
Oh, when the tongue is breakin',
you've got perfect pronunciation,
so turn it all around and start to talk.
Learning German.
You brought us the Chewing Gum, democracy and Pershing
We brought you the Daimler Benz and the idea of ​​final victory.
Now while you're so close to the edge,
please answer my urgent call.
We kiss, we kiss like it's the last time.
Learning German!
Say Motorherz!
Say steel banana!
Yes Yes Yes!
No no no!
Thanks very much!