Translation of the song lyrics S'il Vous Plait - deLillos

S'il Vous Plait (original)

På landlov en kveld i en fransk liten by
Jeg vandret omkring på en mørk aveny
Da så jeg et sted der i lyktenes skinn
Og jeg tenkte jeg kan jo gå inn
Slik kom jeg engang til Café de la Paix
Der satt en pike med café au lait
Jeg sa je voulait vil gjerne sitte ned
Hun smilte søtt diskret ah s’il vous plait
Jeg håpet på en lett og kvikk suksess
For sant å si så er jeg vant til det
Så jeg sto opp og smilte pent idet
Jeg bukket exusez-moi s’il vous plait
Skjønne mamselle tør jeg be om en ørliten dans
Hun svarte gjerne men hva gjør vi med Frans
For der kom Frans hun var forlovet med
At han var svært sjalu var lett og se
De aner ikke hvor nervøs jeg ble
Da han sa attendez m’sieu s’il vous plait
Jeg vil dem nu på flekken skyte ned
De kan få velge selv hvor det skal skje
Vil du ha hull i hodet eller kne
Eller et annet sted m’sieu s’il vous plait

S'il Vous Plait (translation)

On land leave one night in a French small town
I was walking around on a dark avenue
Then I saw somewhere there in the light of the lanterns
And I thought I could go in
That's how I once came to Café de la Paix
There sat a girl with café au lait
I said I voulait would like to sit down
She smiled sweetly discreetly ah s’il vous plait
I was hoping for an easy and quick success
To be honest, I'm used to it
So I got up and smiled nicely
Jeg bukket excusez-moi s’il vous plait
Beautiful mamselle I dare to ask for a tiny dance
She was happy to answer but what do we do with Frans
Because there came Frans she was engaged to
That he was very jealous was easy to see
They have no idea how nervous I became
Da han sa attendez m’sieu s’il vous plait
I want them now on the spot to shoot down
They can choose where it will happen
Do you want holes in your head or knees
Or somewhere else m’sieu s’il vous plait